RaccoonInnit Likes Chaos

Uh.. Are You Okay?

Tommy woke up in the morning
Tommy's pov.

Why is my throat so sore?
Tubbo came by me.
"you okay big man?"
"yeah tubbo, don't worry. I can still come to the cafe" my voice was way deep than it was supposed to be.

"no tommy, you stay home"
"what no. I'm coming"
"n. o. RANBOO COME HERE"
"tubbo you called me?.."
"yes, tommy is sick you need to stay home and take care of him."

"what no.. I don't want bitch boy ranboob to take care of me."
"tommy my name is ranboo" I'm not staying home because tommyinnit doesn't stay home. Tommyinnit is strong and athletic and charismatic and cool and brave, tommyinnit isn't sick, he doesn't need to stay home.

"fuck you ranboobie, you're not taking care of me"
"boo, please go and make tommy some soup, and also please make sure he stays in bed."
"you got it tubs"
"i don't want soup, i don't need soup"
"i don't care tommy, you'll eat ranboo's soup because i say so."
"but tubbo-"
"either that or you're not allowed to go on patrolling one week"
"but that's not fair"
"i don't give a SHIIT"

how rude of tubbo to keep me inside of the house. How can he hold the strong and athletic and charismatic and cool and brave tommyinnit inside? He's tommyinnit. He's not staying inside.

No one's pov:
As soon as ranboo came back with the soup tommy said.
"thank you boob man"
"you're welcome.. I guess?" then he left the room.

"great" he put on his vigilante costume and got up ignoring the dizzy feeling from the fever. Opened the window and got out.

Ah fresh air. He went to check for crime. (little does he know he's the one causing crime) he met with the drug dealer quackity.
"yoo raccoonInnit, what you doing man"
"drugs"
"huh?"
"you sell drugs. Ill tell the police"
"wait what. No. Don't do that"

Some guy who was helping quackity jumped from behind him was ready to attack tommy.
"big man, I'm being serious. I can kill you with just a shot" tommy said while pulling his gun out. He shot the guy with one of his dart gun and quackity got close to him.

"you need to stop." he said. Quackity was so mad at tommy right now. But tommy just shot quackity because what could happen?

Tommy then left the two crying men, and left to help people. He was sitting on a roof waiting for crime to happen when someone flew next to him.

"hey innit" willow the hero was sitting now next to tommy, AND TALKING TO HIM?
Tommy felt his heart jump with happiness as his favourite hero was next to him.

"hello willow"
"how about you go to prison today?"
"p-prison?.." tommy started thinking about how he is going to sit down all by himself and his eyes filled with tears.
"what the fuck, are you okay?"
"i-i don't want to go to prison.."
Tommy's hands were trembling and willow was staring at him.

He was starting to feel bad. He wanted to calm the kid down and as soon as he touched tommy he realised he was having a fever.
"woah you're burning dude"
"no I'm.. Im not. RaccoonInnit doesn't burn"
"well seems like raccooninnit is burning"
He picked tommy up to take him to the  HQ. Oh philza. Tommy was going to the HQ. Wait no, that's bad.. Tommy is a vigilante. He's going to prison.
"put me down"
"no"

"put me down before I scream"
"no, you're sick"

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"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LOST HIM?"
"I GAVE HIM HIS SOUP AND THEN HE WAS GONE"
"RANBOO YOU IDIOT"

Tubbo was so stressed after he came from work because his gremlin roommate had disappeared. He was hoping that the heroes didn't get him or something. Poor tubbo, doesn't know that tommy is being kidnapped by willow the top 2 hero.