RaccoonInnit Likes Chaos

Dream Team.

"did you really have to call me William in front of many people?"
"it's your name though"
"ITS EMBARRASSING"
"shut up" tommy demanded.
"well tom its getting late i should probably go home"
"okay big man"
"bye tommy"
"bye wil"

As soon as wilbur left tommy felt a little sad but tommy doesn't need wilbur to be pog. And he for sure didn't get attached to wilbur (that's the biggest lie ever), but at least he can go back to his apartment now.

Tonight he and his friends are going on a patrol. He's excited because the top 3 heroes aren't going to chase them no more.

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"tommy I can't come"
"but tubbo-"
"I need to guide you and ranboo. I'll give you an earpiece, you can hear me through it and I'll tell you where to go, who's following you and what to do."
"but I don't want to go without you"
"tommy shut the fuck up and get ready"
"ugh okay" Tommy's sigh was so loud and when tubbo heard it he rolled his eyes.

"RAN ARE YOU READY?"
"Y-YEAH UHM.. IM.. IM COMING"
Ranboo walked into the room and put his shoes on.
Tommy got out before ranboo and is now waiting at the door for him.

"here tommy, put this in your ear" ranboo said as he got out.
"toms can you hear me?" tubbo said through the earpiece.
"yes i can big man, what now?"
"go on some roof and look for crimes"
"okay got it"

Tommy started running towards the building as ranboo was already on top.

"took you long enough"
"fuck off ranboo, i can't teleport"
"code name, you idiot"
"yeah yeah, whatever"

After one hour tommy and ranboo were having an argument because ranboo said dogs are better than cats.

"they're both cool idiot"
"no. Cats are way better"
"you suck man"

But from all of a sudden tommy saw ranboo's eyes wide with fear.

"yo ran, are you okay?" but he wasn't answering. Tommy looked where ranboo was looking. The dream team sat right there.

"if it isn't raccoonInnit and ender"
"shit" tommy whispered loud enough for only ranboo to hear.

They both got up and were ready to leave but as soon as they turned around they saw snap.
"shit fuck shit fuck"
Snap got really close to them.

"man I would like some personal space if you don't mind"
"oh I don't think so"

Snap grabbed tommy but when he wanted to grab ranboo he just teleported out of there.
"ENDER YOU PIECE OF SHIT, DON'T LEAVE ME HERE" but ranboo didn't come back.

Tommy was being held by his shirt.
"I'LL BITE YOU! I DIDN'T GET ANY VACCINE, I WARN YOU"

But the hero didn't give a shit.
"we're taking you to prison"
"no"
"yes"
"no"
"yes"
"no"
"y-"
"I SAID NO"

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"ranboo where the fuck is tommy?"
"tubbo I'm sorry but the dream team got him.."
"and you didn't help him?" tubbo looked disappointed and ranboo knew that.
"I'm sorry tubs but if i teleported tommy snap would be teleported too.."
"its okay boo.. We'll get him back!"

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"okay guys, it was funny hanging out with you, but how about you let me go home now"
"no"
"okay"

Dream left in some weird room and tommy turned into his raccoon form and tried to get out from between the bars. When he was almost done he heard the door open.
Well shit, error saw him.
"innit what the fuck are you doing?"
"oh you know, just.. Cleaning the bars.. WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE IM DOING YOU PRICK"

"DREAM INNIT IS STUCK BETWEEN THE BARS" but tommy wasn't stuck, as soon as error left to bring dream he got out of the cell and tried running away. He ran right into snap, of course.

"innit what the fuck are you doing out of your cell?"
"oh just selling some ice cream" tommy said sarcastically trying to run past him. Of course he got picked up again.
"please put me down, or I'll bite you, and I'm telling you, i have rabies"
"yeah sure"

Snap bought him back into the cell and error took all the energy from Tommy's body, tommy falling asleep on the floor.
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"tubbo we'll find him, don't worry"

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"PHIL YOUR PHONE IS BUZZING LIKE CRAZY"
phil came into the room and put the phone up to his ear.
"hello, you're talking to philza minecraft"
"hi philza, so me and the team caught a vigilante , can you come to the prison and make sure he doesn't escape? We need to go on patrol"
"oh sure thing mate!"
"make sure to bring your sons, the kid is kind of bored" then dream hung up.

"TECHNO, WIL, WE HAVE A MISSION AT THE PRISON"
Wilbur and technoblade came down the stairs as fast as they could and then the little family left to the prison.