Safety Net ~ TntDuo

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"Only if you make me" Wil was gonna accept, of course, right now he would probably even take being a janitor at Las Nevadas but he still wanted something immediate out of it.

"What?" Quack was confused as hell, did Wil want him to commit forgery?

"Make me accept your offer, go grab the papers and take what's yours."

Q, although still hella confused, grabbed his new hire form, filled out his portion and handed it to Wil. "So do you want me to like... grab your hand and make you sign it?"

"Don't play dumb, ducky. If you really want me as your co-president.." Wil grabbed his steak knife and held it to his neck, giving an excellent example of what he wanted, "Make me."

Like the actual Jimmy Neutron of genius Quack was, he used his brain and figured out what Wil wanted, "You're so fucking weird."

"Only for you, ducky. Now are you gonna take what's yours?" Wil was way to fucking happy about this, he was way too into what's about to happen and knew Q wasn't gonna refuse.

Quack knew Wilbur was messing with him, this was just a massive trick to find Quack's weaknesses, to figure out Quack liked him and get laughed at.

But looking into Wil's eyes, and his fluffy hair, both a comforting and soft shade of brown that put him at ease. Quackity would absolutely fucking love doing what Wil was suggesting, as long as he was okay afterwards and was perfectly fine with it, which it seemed he was.

Quackity moved so he was kneeling on Wil's legs, pinning him down, and pulled out his pocket knife he brought everywhere, silver with a black handle and studs of each card suit. He carefully traced the knife from Wil's right ankle up to his neck, "Is this what you wanted, kinky bastard?"

Wil just smiled, he looked at Quack, mocking him, testing him, challenging him to keep going. "You think I'm joking? Sign the fucking papers".

"No :)"

"Sign the goddamn papers right now or you won't even be able to hold a pen for the rest of your pathetic little life!" Calm the fuck down Quackity, I mean Wilbur's into it but geez.

"You have to make me, like I said." Quack hesitated, he didn't want to hurt Wil, not right now when he had no way of defending himself at least. But then Wil looked at him, reassuring him it was okay, silently telling Quack to keep going.

"You're being such a bad boy right now, not listening to my orders. I think you need to be punished." Quackity ran his knife along Wil's neck, he had practice cutting without killing so Wil was fine but still bleeding.

Wilbur was more than satisfied with that, after coming down from his gay high he signed the papers, not even bothering to read the fine print. Quackity started licking the blood off until it stopped flowing, "Are you okay?" Quack whispered.

"Yeah, it doesn't hurt anymore and when it did, I liked it."

"That's good, as long as you're happy, I don't feel bad."

Quack bandaged Wil's cut and looked over the papers to make sure Wil signed everything, and called for Slimecicle. "Slime, file these papers and get this man a name-badge."

Slime ran downstairs, Wil thought they had some time to kill so he kissed Q's nose, "Am I still a bad boy?" Quack did nothing so he decided to tease him more.

"Punish me as much as you need, until I ca-"

"Hi Quackity from Las Nevadas and tall guy! I have your name tag!"

Holy shit, talk about quick service. Wil was blushing, having been caught in his antics, of course Slimecicle didn't know what he was talking about so he just happily came over and pinned the name-tag onto Wil's right suspender and walked out.

"How did he make an entire name-tag that quick?"

"I like things being fast, and efficient."

"3 hours isn't fast."

Quack blushed, "Shut up."

"Only if you make me, I'm yours now. You have to give me orders, you get to make me do whatever you want." Wilbur was so fucking good at taking words out of context, and his skills were finally being used, getting Quackity to get all flustered and potentially getting closer to all the weird ass fantasies going on in his kinky little brain.

"What... no you just ummm.. Yeah you have to listen to me sometimes but it's... you get to control this country as much as me." Quackity knew exactly what Wil intended by that, but he still needed to play it off. He never, ever, ever could show he liked Wil until he knew Wil liked him back, just smile and wave and act clueless.

"You know what I mean, don't act dumb, master. I've got a document of my own for you to sign, it'll clear some things up." Wilbur pulled out a hella old document from his coat, dropped in a corner last night, got on his knees and handed it to Quack.

The document was... interesting to say the least, to give you the brief and not traumatising version, Quackity was agreeing to "purchase" Wilbur and make him into Quackity's personal little unpaid servant. Wilbur had "no free will" while he was at Las Nevadas, all of his actions would be controlled by Quackity, but he was still allowed to leave Las Nevadas occasionally.

Reading this Quackity was confused, concerned and lowkey turned on. "Don't fuck with me like this, man. It's not funny." He would love to have Wil as his servant, deep down in his brain there was some kinkiness as well. But Wilbur was lying, fucking with him, getting him to admit anything that could help bring him down.

"I'm not lying, master. I love you and I would love to serve you as well," Wilbur was being hella genuine, he knew Quack wouldn't fully commit to this but even so, the moments he did get to be completely subservient were what he needed, that's what the paper was for.

"I'll think about, Wil. Right now I think you deserve a little tour of Las Nevadas". Quack put away Wil's document in his desk drawer and went to grab two bottles; Wing Strengthening Oil and Water Repellent Spray. "Let's see how good you are at obeying commands, take your wings out for me."

A/N~ I am on my horny arc again oh noes! Originally the chap was gonna end after slime brought the name tag and q suggested the tour but the hormones happened :( Not that yalls care but I got a minor concussion so I not supposed to be on my laptop much, so if I am making no sense in this chapter I am sorry lmao. have a good day/night, gay rights and showers make you feel very nice :D