Safety Net ~ TntDuo

Halloween Special

It was Halloween, that holiday Wilbur loved as a kid, where he convinced Tommy to be Arron Burr every year, without fail. But now that date was as insignificant as every other, another x on a paper counting down the days until he died again.

Wilbur searched around for his old L'manberg coat, in a box in the attic with the rest of his past, and, although burnt and faded, still fit him. He put it on, mirrors were a luxury so he couldn't see himself fully, but the coat gave him a sense of pride, a nostalgic wave of a patriotic past.

"Knock, knock bitch!" Holy shit, celebrity guest Quackity from Las Nevadas???? And Wilbur thought he was just gonna mope around all day, not anymore. "Oh hey Ducky... I thought you were busy tonight?"

"It's Halloween, of course I'm hella busy, but I still set aside time for you. Speaking of which, what the hell are you wearing?"

Wilbur, who really should have dressed up as a simp, blushed like a madman. "I was bored..." Wil turned on his lights so he could fully see Quackity. "Why the fuck are you dressed like a hooker?"

Honestly, Quackity was lowkey dressed like a slut, and I don't even think it was intentional. He was wearing his typical work outfit, black suspenders with black pants and some horns Wil didn't even notice because he was distracted by the fact that Quack didn't have a shirt on.

"It's supposed to be a demon, dummy. Why, did ya wanna hook up or something?"

"Yes, of course"

"Greedy bastard," Quackity put down and opened his travel briefcase, and pulled out a white pile of clothes, "Put this shit on, and fix yourself up, where going places." Wil grabbed the clothes, and because this man wore nothing but trench-coats he just kinda fumbled with the outfit for a bit.

"Turn around, I'll do it." Quackity put on Wil's "crop-top", I put that in quotes because that shit covered literally nothing except the top right of his chest and matching white jeans. The clothes weren't even hard to put on, Quack was just being nice for once. He put on some white wings and a matching halo, "Holy shit, I am so good at picking outfits, you look hot as hell in that."

"Shut up" Wil was blushing hella hard right now, like even Quack's horns were less red than this simp. Ya know how I thought it wasn't intentional? Yeah no, Quackity meant to look like a fucking stripper on halloween, like think of the children!

"Also we're not going anywhere, I just wanted to see your sexy ass all dolled up," My god Quackity you're about to break him, calm down! Wilbur had to sit down before his knees buckled under him, staring from Quackity, to the ceiling, to the floor, then back to Quackity as Q just watched.

"Oh shit right, I also got some candy and wine, hella expensive this time of year but it's worth it for you, Angel," I don't think Wil processed what Quack had said correctly, he heard the last like 5 words and that was it.

"I should really compliment you more, you look so fucking cute when your all flustered. I'll just feed you whatever candies ya want and you just sit there looking pretty, deal?" Wilbur hummed yes, then hummed ?.

"Of course were gonna fuck after, I didn't get you this slutty ass costume for nothing."

A/N~ Happy Spookyday yalls :D, I went trick-or-treating with my friends and it was lowkey hella boring so I thought of this idea vaguely and as soon as I got home I just wrote this and.... yeah you know what happened lmao. Alsos yes I could probably write a chapter every other day cause I do write pretty fast but I usually wait until a random idea for this fic pops into my head on the bus, then procastinate until Friday or Saturday lmaos. Anyways I hope yall had a good halloween!, or just a hella good day if u don't celebrate :D