yes, of course I'm going to start a junk book with incorrect quotes
Issac: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Millie: 'Prettiest Smile'
Mila: 'Nicest Personality'
Topaz: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Olly: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
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Issac: I turned out perfectly fine!
Jordan: Issac, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast
Issac: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!!
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Henrietta: I really like this whole 'good guy, bad guy' thing you guys have going on.
Cassie: It's not an act, it's just that I'm mean and Ally isn't
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Ally: We need to distract these guys
Mila: Leave it to me
Mila: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Henrietta, Topaz, and Olly: *Immediately begin arguing*
Issac, watching in horror: Oh this. I don't like this. I don't like this at all.
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Olly: You often use humour to deflect trauma
Issac: Thank you
Olly: I didn't say that was a good thing
Issac: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny
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Issac: You're a loose cannon, Jordan.
Jordan: No I'm not. Im a cannon, maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Cassie: I think you play by your own rules.
Topaz: No way, he thinks rules were made to be broken.
Issac: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Jordan: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Olly is a loose cannon.
Olly: *smashes a chair*
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Junk - Fanfiction Irrelevant!
Short StoryNow I can do shitpost for things that aren't Octonauts or go jetters related Please note that I made the characters friends solely for the incorrect quotes. Not all of them are actually friends with each other.
