CHARACTER HEADCANNONS!

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If i miss any characters, let me know for i dont wanna miss them for requestors! For now here is the list of head cannons for the ones i know at the top of my head.

Hank:
-first of all this mother fucker is tall. Like even for me this dude is tall >////<

-since he has a metal jaw, he doesnt really speak much. Mainly using sign language. Sometimes you will hear him speak but it sounds very raspy and it hurts his throat.

-he can do kisses but its like...he just presses his face where he kisses. Its cute. And to signal its a kiss, he does a soft but low hum. Oh and he does have a huge and long tongue. >//////////<

-he doesnt show much emotion, but if its strong enough, he panicks.

Sanford:
-man tittes. I mean. Hes built and tall but not as tall as hank. But damn. He has no shirt. And smackable abbs. And man titties.

-hes the voice of reason of the group. But sometimes gets angy too quickly as well.

-arson. You need a building burned to the ground? Boom. Literally. He will blow the fucker up wile its in flames.

-hes actually a big softy. Its like hugging a bear. A very nice bear.

-will take the time to snatch cigarettes from deimos to keep him from smoking. He cares about his bro man!

Deimos:
-you asked for a flirt? This is yo man.

-oh you wanna flirt back? Nah. He will come back but be ready for yoyr face to be flushed.

-hes a jokester. Sometimes will pull a prank.

-very nice hacking skills bro!

-be careful he has a big bro named phobos (if hes alive in said setting)

2bd/Doc:
-one word. Work-a-holic.

-usually likes to keep his area cleaned but is mostly a mess.

-the leader most likely of hank and the other two.

-doesnt show much expression and is really hard to scare or prank.

-strait black coffee.

-actually likes blueberry muffins.

Christoff/jebus:
-will forever be a guy who has never done anything sexual.

-thinks he is jesus and will save nevada

-is honestly trying to do the right thing.

-jesus with a body count XD

Hofnarr/tricky:
-poor science boy.

-he was only trying to do what was right along with christoff.

-turned into murder clown

-hot dog? Yes. Clown befriend you now.

Auditor:
-has never delt with a woman before.

-mostly stays in his office like a hermit.

-work-a-holic as well

-usually doesnt care much about his employees.

-hates hank with a P A S S I O N

Phobos:
-his little brother is Deimos

-(before his death) he is actually taller than hank

-most likely into bondage. >////<

-think he will become god one day.

-egotistical bastard

-isnt affraid to call out someones bullshit.

-cuddle bug? Yes.

Thats all i have. If you want more i can edit it in.

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