AFTER GERTURUDE REEFED THE YUNG FELLAS OUH DE GRAVE SHE SLAPPED HIM "POOR FUCKING PEDOPHELIA DEAD IN DE GRAVE AND YIS WANNA FANNY FIGHT? AH HERE!" SHE SCOLDED "I LOVED HER SHE WAS ME SISTAH WHO I DIDNT KISS ON DE LIPS IN DE FILM" LARTES SAID "AH HERE I LOVED HER MORE THAN 40 BROTHERS COULD" HAMLET ARGUED "AH HERE UR A FUCKING FRUITCAKE U DIDNT POXY LOVE HER!" HE ARGUED AGAIN "RIGHT DEN YE TICK WE'LL SETTLE THIS WITH ANOTHER FANNY FIGHT THIS TIME ILL USE ME ULTIMATE FANNY POWERS PREPARE YERSELF FANNY LICKER CUS UR GOING TO EH FUCKIN NUNNERY YE HEAR?! AND AM NOT A POXY FRUITCAKE IM JUST AN EMO SHURRUP" HAMO GROWLED LAERTES ROLLED HIS EYES "ITS LIGHTS OUH FOR U HAMO IM GONNA TAKE OVER DE FLATS DE FLATS WILL BE MOINE ILL TURN DEM INTO A NUNNERY FOR YE HAMLET" LAERTES SMIRKED EVILY CLOWDIUS GIVING HIM A "YUP BOYS" HAMLET GROWLED "YE BROTHERS CONFLICT LOOKIN YOLK IM GONNA BATE YE AROUND DE GAFF YE CANADA GOOSE COKE SNORTING WEIRDO YOR DE WUN GOIN TO EH NUNNERY" THEY AGREED TO FIGHT OVER WHO GETS TO GO TO A NUNNERY
WILL HAMLET WIN DE FANNY FIGHT?
WILL LAERTES TAKE OVER DE FLATS AND TURN THEM INTO A NUNNERY?
WILL HOERATIO CALL HAMLET OUT ON HIS "IM 100% STR8" BULLSHIT?
FIND OUH NEXT TIME
ON HAMLET AND LAERTES FANNY FIGHT
