Trigger Happy

Episode 5

Z: *gets up and sees the door* yeah let's get this problem....
S: What problem?
Z: Dante that's the problem *points to the door*
S: Oh yeah let's go
Z: Ok *walks out*
S: *follows you* you know where he lives?
S: yup *gets in car* I'll show you
Z: *gets in next to her* let's go don't waist no more time *smiles slightly*
S: *starts driving smiles slightly*
Z: *watches as we pull up*
S: We're here
P: * I yawn and open my eyes slowly*
Z: Ok
S: Let's go *gets out*
Z: *gets out and follows you*
S: *knocks on door*
P: *i get off of the bed* it's open I* stretch yawning*
S: *I hear you but pretend not to and kick the door in* hello dante
Z: Aww I wanted to shoot holes in it first Like you did to my girlfriend *i point my gun at him*
P: *I hold up one hand* NUMBER 1 rude, NUMBER 2 at least I answered NUMBER 3 no regrets *i shrug*
Z: not good enough *shoots one round at him*
S: thank you
Z: no problem
P: *i am not phased the bullet hits my shoulder* okay, I see you want an apology *I walk over to my nightstand* well... * I chuckle* weird way of asking for it *I kick my nightstand at zane, grabbing the shelf before I do and scooping my guns off of the top of the nightstand, I toss the shelf on the bed and I grab my guns, the nightstand roles quickly at zane * let's do this then *I pull the sheets off of my bed*
Z: Nice show *doges the desk* you failed to tell me about this sav, might be important
P: *I toss the bed sheet into the air a few feet in front of me, blocking me from your sight, 10 bullets fly from the other side of the bed sheet, when the bed sheet falls I kick my sword into the air, sheathing it, I tip over my bed and I push it at you, I run with it and jump on top of it as it comes in front of you, then I jump off of it, flipping and landing next to my door, then I bow* shall we have a go? *I smile and I toss my guns into the air, grabbing my coat and spinning with it, putting it on, I grab my guns out of the air again*
Z: *ducks behind the nightstand to keep from getting hit with the bullets*
S: *as you spin and are distracted she slashes at you with her sword*
P: *I jump up, putting on my coat, and I grab my guns in the air, dodging Sav and shooting down at her as I'm above her*
S: *doges it and slashes up at you*
SN: *a platinum-headed arrow comes through the window, striking Dante in the shoulder Everyone looks around confused*
S: what the?
Z: what the heck? *looks around and and makes way to window it came from*
P: * I knock away Sav's sword and land on the ground, looking at the arrow in my shoulder* well that's just great *I wince slightly as I pull the arrow out I toss it to the side and I shoot out of the window*
S: *I run for my sword and grab it spinning around and looking out the window*
P: Well then *I spin my guns on my fingers* this fight just got slightly annoying
Z: your annoying
P: Love you too *I nod at Zane*
Z: *scowls*
S: *smiles sarcastically and stabs Dante in the back with a dagger*
P: *I spin around Savion pushing her away from me and dodging the dagger* not nice to hit from behind *I back up spinning my guns again and watching the window closely*
SN: *a second arrow comes through another window, just nicking Dante's knee*
S: Oh isn't it Mr 4 shots to the back!! *wields Both the dagger and the sword ready to attack Dante*
P: *This time I shoot the arrow before it comes, hearing it crash through the window, then I look at Sav* well I'm not practical
S: *raged I tackle you to the ground*
Z: *watches and nods approvingly*
S: *I begin punching you repeatedly*
P: *I fall on the ground then I kick you off of me flipping back up* don't have much time for you, got bigger things to worry about *my eyes scan around the room*
SN: *i burst through the first window, sword in hand the glass shatters*
P: *i look at Soran* well now we have this jerk, I thought I was big enough for the job *I point my guns at him*
SN: *clenches jaw, sword at the ready*
P: *I stare at Soran, my pistols at the ready* so.... Cat got your tongue or are you the kitty itself?
S: *looks at him and gets ready to fight* who are you?
Z: easy*cautions*...he's on our side...
SN: *glances at every one. Suddenly spins, throwing a dart at Dante, ducking and rolling afterwards*
S: who is he? *still wary*
Z: *smirks slightly*
S: *stands ready still watching Dante*
Z: this, is my second stalker
P: *I dodge to the side and I chuck the tea table at soran shooting 3 times at his chest right after I do*
S: what?
P: Your stalker is, well, I have to say you have some crazy friends
S: not a chance Dante
SN: *slashes the table in half with my sword, deflects two of the bullets as the other bounces off my shoulder plate*
P: Okay then *I tilt my head, spin my guns and put them away* looks like it's gonna be one of those days
SN: *smirks slightly and spins, slashing the faucet, allowing it to spew water all over the room*
Z: *gets wet all over* mhhh...love this day...
P: *I take put my sword and I jump near the door, taking it off of it's hinges and using it like a shield against the water* gosh I hate your friends
Z: I think he just wants to see you full of holes *laughs*
S: *gets soaked* really? Wow....thanks...*glares*
P: either way I'm not enjoying this
S: I can see that
SN: *shielded from sight, I draw an arrow and send it to its mark, straight through Peter's hand*
S: ouch
P: *I move the door, catching the arrow in it, then I throw it at Soran* okay, let's take this outside *I backflip out of the door I stare at Soran, cracking my neck and raising my sword* a little sword play to spice up your day?
S&Z: *watches*
SN: how about Your funeral *raises my sword*
P: *i smile slightly* sounds appealing *I hold my sword with on hand, letting my injured hand fall to one side, letting it rest* Let's dance *i rush at you and sweep at your legs*
SN: *i jump, tossing a small bottle into the air, slashing it with my sword as I flip and come down behind you*
P: *I roll on the ground, turning towards you* pfft, show off *I look at the bottle you slashed apart carefully and I stop myself rushing and I step back, looking at you*
SN: *i smile and level the sword, pointed toward your neck*
P: ok so I have a few questions
SN: Questions that may or may not be answered... ask them.
P: Okay good, you can talk, so, fighter and hunter are the obvious parts *I look at my wounds* platinum tipped arrows, hard to come by, and considering how dense platinum is, you've been training with them for a while, so are you even human? is my first question
SN: Would I carry platinum, were I one of you?
S: *laughs from the doorway watching*
P: Well I do, you know, I mean I kinda am a mercenary, just take random jobs, but I'm guessing you work for the Zane guy? *I tilt my head*
SN: I work for good, and good alone. Though it is funny, I kill one Dante, only to battle another
P: Yeeeeeeah..... Okay... *I tilt my head again* Another Dante?
SN: I worked for a drug lord of the same name you carry. For a cause I wish not to mention to one such as yourself. He refused me payment. He lived only to see one more day.
P: *I laugh* well I don't really work for anyone, however... *I knock your sword away with my own* you might not live that long either I rest my sword on my shoulders turn away from you slightly, then I turn back, swinging my sword down at your head
SN: *anticipating such an action, I have already rolled to the left. I slash your knee, making sure it isn't to deep. *You feel a burning pain*
P: *I get slashed and I jump back, mainly relying on my good leg, I buckle somewhat on the knee you slashed and I wince* you coated your sword in water didn't you?
No. Just a clear coat of paint. Mind you, it is well mixed with platinum flakes. As you said, platinum is hard to come by. I chose not to make a full sword of my small supply
P: You Do your research *I use my sword to help myself up* Right... I don't like you, gonna get that out there *I shake my head* and honestly *I limp over to a car* I don't like your tactics *I slash the tires cutting the rims to make a sharp edge* but I can deal *still with the wound you made from the sword, I stand up straight*
SN: *still smiling... then I go back to deadpan. I jam my sword into the ground, spin, taking another small bottle in my left hand, and an arrow in my right. I throw the bottle toward Sav and the arrow toward Dante, then pull the sword back out of the ground in one motion. I move in a full sprint toward Dante, sword up and ready*
P: *I smile and I slice vertically forward, cutting the arrow in half and my sword continues as I slice, blocking your sword*
S: *I grab the bottle from the air coating him in it as I charge as well*
P: *When Sky charges I take out my gun and wince as I shoot at her with my bad arm, still keeping Soran at bay*
S: *I dodge and keep coming knocking the gun away and cutting at your arm*
SN: *i sweep the sword to my right and punch Dante in his bad shoulder, pushing him against the car*
P: *My gun gets knocked out of my hand but thanks to Soran's punch, sky's slice at my arm misses, I yell out in pain and I sweep at Soran's legs with my sword, I draw my other gun and shoot under Soran's arm at sky*
S: *it hits my stomach and I recoil slightly before rushing forward and jamming Dantes other shoulder into the car as well*
P: *My shoulder get's rammed into the car and I place my gun with the barrel pointed up under sky's chin* so we come to this again *I raise an eybrow*
SN: *sheathing my sword as I jump, I use Dante's shoulders to pull my feet up, and kick off his chest. I pull my bow and start sending arrow after arrow past Sav to Dante
S: *I slam your wrist against the car as well* I guess we do
P: Nevermind then *I trip at sky's feet with my own legs and I shoot at the arrows with my gun, knocking all but one of them down but one which nicks my cheek a bit, making blood trail down the side of my face*
S: *I fall back and then catch myself twisting and kicking your legs out from under you*
P: *I do a summersault to the side jumping on top of a car after sky sweeps my legs from under me, and I point my gun at her* do I want to know? *I ask Soran*
S: *I glare at you and run to the hood jumping up to walking towards you slowly*
SN: *smiles. Pulls out a dart gun and fires fully automatic*
P: *I keep my gun pointed at sky, sitting casually with one leg dangling off the side of the car and my sword rested on the top, when Soran begins to shoot, I use my sword as a shield, blocking the darts* that all you got?
SN: *the liquid fire from the darts starts to run down your sword and onto your hand*
S: *I make a quick slash the barrel of your gun sliding off as I cut it*
P: Gosh! *I drop the sword and my hand steams slightly, my gun is hit out of my hand and I roll forward off of the car, grabbing my sword and flipping up on top of another car* ugh I hate fighters *I realize I have no guns on me and my eyes dart from each gun that was knocked out of my hand*
S: *I dash for one I jump off of the car and I dart for the other, keeping low and using my sword as a shield towards Soran I pick up the one that is in front of me* Not a chance Dante
SN: *i fire 3 rounds before my blade meets Dante's*
S: *I keep firing*
P: *I block the bullets and then your blade with my sword then as Savion fires I jump back away from Soran and dodge the bullets ducking behind the car before realizing that I was hit by one near the my elbow on my bad arm, I wince holding it* if your intention is to get my sword you're either going to have to kill me, or give up *I stand up straight, looking from Savion to Soran*
SN: I care not for your sword
P: Thanks for the info, reassuring
S: I just wanted to even things out this was a plus *smirking*
SN: You speak more than any I've fought. Speaking is only a distraction to the speaker.
P: *I tilt my head* you got lucky *I turn towards Soran* well I have a policy, I get a bit annoyed when people talk more than me *i rest my sword on my shoulders*
S: Oh shut up Dante! *I shoot your arm again*
SN: A fool is known for his many words *chuckles at Sav's aggressive attitude*
P: *the bullet is blocked by my sword* you know you're wasting my ammo, I don't think that's good for the environment, and more importantly, not good for me *I jump on the car in front of me then I jump off of it towards Sky* well if you talked more, maybe life would be less boring *I rush sky, using my sword as a shield again*
S: *smirks over at you* what's funny? *I use both the gun and my sword to attack you attempting to keep from getting hit*
P: *I slide kick your legs, dodging your sword and still using my own sword to block bullets*
SN: *throws a dart into Dante's back and charge from behind*
S: *I fall onto my back and wince* crap.... *tries to stand*
SN: *latches onto Dante's back as Sav falls, my sword to his neck*
S: *I manage to get up gun remains pointed at Dante*
SN: *i reach for my gun and I grab it from Savion's hands, putting my gun up against Dante's forehead* now you wouldn't hurt a man with a gun to your head would you?
S: Not such a good scenario now is it dante
P: *I put my sword in between Soran's sword and my neck* well this is a predicament *i push Soran off of me towards Savion flipping backwards back to my feet*
S: *I catch stop him with my body skidding slightly* haha gotta be careful
SN: *i hit the ground hard, but manage to roll backwards into my feet*
S: *I shoot at Dante and then get an idea*
P: Yeah this could happen *I run next to Savion, grabbing the gun from her hands and turning around, skidding backwards*
S: Crap.. I needed that you jerk!!
P: Good *I shoot a car next to Savion in its gas tank, making it explode*
S: *I fly into another car*
SN: *i go flying, but manage to catch Dante in the face with the hilt of my sword as I'm flying through the air. I hit the ground, taking a small hit from my own sword on the left arm, though not a serious injury*
S: *I wince as I try to pull myself out from the dent in the car picking glass out of my hand*
P: *My face turns to the side roughly as I'm hit by Soran, being pushed back slightly and blood dripping from my mouth* and now we have destruction, I blame you *I wipe the blood from my mouth*
S: *I stand and then dash at Dante aiming for the other side of his head*
SN: *I run toward Dante at the same time, meeting savion in the middle*
S: *my sword is at his neck the other pinning his arm behind him*
P: *I hit your sword away from me, pushing Sav to the side then tripping her, as I trip sav I hit Soran's blade to the side as well* honestly this is just getting annoying now, I think we should just let bigons be bigons
S: *I trip back I grab your wrist taking you down with me*
P: *I land on top of you* seems we land in this awkward position, hmm, funny *I pull the trigger of my gun, which was against your stomach*
Bigons? And what are you calling- SN: *sweeps Dante's legs in the middle of the word "bigons" and puts my sword through his leg, putting him to the ground* What did I tell ya? Distractions.
S: Gah! *cringes at the shot* crap! Dante!! *I stab into your side with a dagger and try to push you off*
P: Sorry, I have a girlfriend *I roll froward, flipping off of you and landing on my feet, facing away from you I pull out the dagger and spin it's hilt on top of my finger like a basketball* you did this to yourself *I throw it into your abdomen*
SN: *i catch the dagger in mid air*
S: Thanks..... *I stand* So if we leave you alone you'll leave us alone correct?
SN: *hands the dagger back* next time... pull it out *charges Dante again*
P: Pretty much *I block Soran's sword* Unless you have a job for me of course
S: Leave him be newbie....We're leaving for now
SN: *sweeps your sword and sticks it into the ground, then smiles* Hm. The girl you tried to kill for a sword just saved your life. Very lucky. Sheathes sword and walks away.
S: Come on *drags zane to the car and he gets in and I get in* come on you too
P: *My sword burns your hand and I lean against my sword in the ground* I feel insulted when you say over a sword in such a relaxed fashion
S: *calls out the window rolling eyes* get over it Dante!
P: Lucky I don't shoot your gas tank *I shoot at you, skimming your cheek slightly, I blow off the barrel of my gun, spin it on my finger, then put it away*
SN: *smile broadening as I look at my hand* I do not feel pain. *presses a button on the hilt of my sword. A spike of pure platinum pops out of the handle that had been under your chin just a moment ago when I swept your sword*
S: *I glare at you* If you're going to stab him do it and let's go already *tapping impatiently*
P: *I move my head to the side, the spike, skimming up my cheek not cutting too deep, but blood covers one of my eyes and I kick up my sword to my hand, slicing the platinum spike* well you'd still not be able to wield my sword *I stare at you tilting my head, flicking my air. I pick up my sword, putting it away, and I hold out my hand* you know I've had my guns since I was ten
SN:bI don't need a car Sav Be safe
S: Fine just meet us at the office *drives off*
SN: I had my first at 8. I choose to take the old fashion ways. *disappears into an ally*
P: Well you know I'm 43 anyway
SN: *leaves gun in the ally after the first turn*