Teenage Fever // Dd Osama

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-Jdot-

Harlem, NY

I was sitting on my porch smoking weed when I saw Ddot's nappy haired ass running down the street.

"JAZMINE JAY THOMPSON" he screeched as he turned the corner and almost tripped in front of me.

"The government is jus brazy" I shook my head as I took a drag out of the blunt.

"Ou lemme hit" he took the blunt and did the same.

"What you here for nigga??" I asked raising a brow.

"What did I come here for??" he stood there looking confused.

"OH WAIT NOW I REMEMBER!! Dd forced me to run here to ask if you've made your decision since you wouldn't text him back" he said lowkey out of breath.

"If I didn't text back what makes him think I've made up my mind??" I said in a duh tone.

"Aye his words not mine" he threw his hands up and sat next to me.

"What is your final verdict?" he questioned.

"Not you using big words. I bet you don't know what that shit means" I laughed.

"I heard it on some judge show my momma was watching earlier" he cheesed.

"You goofy nigga. But I think Ima forgive his lightskin ass. We still yungeen's so I shouldn't stay mad at him forever" I shrugged.

"I bet if it was me, you would've said no" he rolled his eyes.

"CAUSE YOUR YOU DARRIAN!! You know better" I nudged him.

"BRO IM YOUNGER DEN HIM TF U MEAN" he gave me a concerned look.

"The neighbors gone call 12 if you don't stop yelling" I nagged.

He mocked me and I punched his arm.

"Ow!! You hit like a grown ass man" he rubbed his arm.

"Maybe I am a grown ass man" I deepened my voice and smirked.

"NIGGA YOU WEIRD" he stood up acting all scared nd shit.

"BYEEEE DARRIAN GO HOMEEEE and tell Dd come over if he want his answer. OU and tell him to bring me some food too" I directed him as he ran back home.

I went inside and sat on the couch. I turned on my Tv and started playing Friday.

About 20 minutes passed by when I heard a knock on my door.

"OPEN UPPPPPP" I heard Dd's happy voice say.

"YOU BRING FOOD??" I yelled as I looked through the peep hole.

"Uh..." 

"U NOT COMING IN IF YOU DON'T HAVE FOOD IN YO DAMN HANDS DAVID" I told him.

"BUT JAZMINE YOU GOT FOOD IN YO DAMN CRIB" he whined.

"Go get me MCDONALDS" I shouted as I heard him stomp away. He came back within seconds with a bag of food in his hands.

"OKAY CAN U OPEN UP NOW" he asked.

I unlocked the door and swung it open snatching the bag from him.

"Thanks babygirl" I blew him a kiss and sat down as he closed the door.

"Ddot said u was onnat gay shit" he rolled his eyes.

"Where ma drink at stink??" I raised a brow angrily.

"Yo drink- oh shit... GO INTO THAT FRIDGE AND DRINK YOU SOME MILK" he said sounding like somebody momma.

"NIGGA U FORGOT MY DRINK??" I said in a shocked tone.