Percy Jackson

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Percy Jackson vs Hercules


Hercules: Yeah, I'm a demigod, child of The Big Three

Percy: oh yeah? Me too

Hercules: Well, when I was a baby I strangles 2 snakes with my bare arms.

Percy: Ah, I know what you mean. My mum freaked out when I did that.

Hercules: I fought the Nemen lion

Percy: No way! same. I was what, 14..

Hercules: I've fought a hydra

Percy: Dude, same. Although I wouldn't have been able to kill it without Clarisse.

Hercules: I hunted down Artemis' sacred deer.

Percy: oh, my friend did that, chasing deer isn't really my thing though.'

Hercules: oh, well...ahh..I fought this massive boar once.

Percy: I think I fought it's girlfriend. It was a couple of days before I fought Kronos

Hercules: *Sweats nervously*This one time, I had to clean this stable that hadn't been cleaned for thousands of years.

Percy: Riiiiiiight, I heard nymph helped you with that? I used my own powers*raises eye brow*

Hercules: I —

Percy: Dude, I could go all day

Hercules: *flustered* I've fought Amazons -

Percy: Been there

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