Central intelligence Bob Stone x fem!reader

what is going on?and who is that?

Your pov

I opened my eyes and saw that we were okay i then noticed bob's aem my waist

"Uh bob"

He looked down

"Oh right sorry"

He then let me go and he stood up and helped me up

"Wow!did you feel that,jet?that was the balls right there!hey did you shit yourself a little bit?"

Calvin gasped for air

"It's all right if you did totally cool i don't judge"

I then heard a car stop behind me and bob

"Get this off!"

"You guys order an uber?"

Then suddenly guns started to fire then the uber started to run i ducked and saw bob just standing therr like this is normal

"What are you doing?"

I then felt bob pull me up and put me at the backseat

"You better get your tuches in the car or you're gonna get shot!"

"Don't shoot me!shoot him shoot him!i'm out!i'm out!i'm out!let me in!let me in!let me in!let me in!Go,bob!"

Then bob started the car and drove off

"Car!car!car!"

"All right well here's the dilly-o,jet and y/n/n"

"Y/n/n?"

Asked Calvin glaring at bob

"Yeah it's y/n's nickname"

"Anyway about three weeks ago,an enemy of the state codenamed'the black badger' stole the encryption keys to the entire US spy satellite program which he's gonna sell to a buyer from that auction site on your computer last night"

Wait what the hell

"Bob"

"If we lose control of pur satellites we're completely vulnerable to any terrorist attacks that's why i had to go back to your office and get you and y/n/n,jet y/n/n i need your super sweet accounting skills to help me figure out the last piece of this puzzle"

"Mine or Calvin's?"

I asked and he looked at me

"Both"

"Anyway the puzzle is the transaction number from the winning bid that'll tell us where the deal is going down that way we can get the black badger i can't do it without you and y/n/n"

"Are you kidding me?we're not helping you"

"Yes we are!"

"No we're not and and first of bob you attacked somebody with a banana"

"A banana,force multiplier"