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"Wierd dick!you stupid ass!"
"Watch your mouth!"
I shouted at him he looked at me shocked
"Oh i get you like him!and you know what's funny he liked since highschool i found that out when he put his love note in your locker but i took it and ripped it apart"
I looked at Bob shocked but he looked shocked and paralyzed
"I am glad i dumbed your ass and left you there embarrassed"
He rolled his eyes
"But good god,you're dumb!dumber than ever,i guess and you too Calvin!look at that stupid look on those two faces the Lord taught me to care unbelievable i'm a scientologist,okay that's A and thetan-free since 2003 clear as shit and i'm sorry for what i did? Let me tell you what i'm sorry about i'm sorry i didn't toss your naked ass out there three more times it was the best senior prank ever i still get emails about it"
I shock my head
"And i still get emails about you begging me to take you back or either demand me for nude pics"
I hissed at him he looked at me
"Well toots already have two nude pics of you from high school because i did that little threat to drop you broke ass dad"
"You're sick"
"Yeah no shit and if i'd had one of these bad boys back then i would have posted it and for you robbie wierdicht i would've shot it,uploaded it"
He said talking talking about phones
"And it would have gone crazy viral a zillion hits"
"Know what?you're gonna regret you ever opened your mouth you hear me Trevor?"
"Yeah?how come,Calvin?"
"Because he's about to whoop your ass,that's why"
"Who is?"
"Bob get up and whoop his ass"
Bob stood up
"Oh here she comes!let me tell you something wierd dick can't chyg a bunch of fucking steroids and elk urine and suddenly be able to kick my ass fuck that!it ain't gobba happen cause here's why once a fat kid,always a fat kid huh? prove me wrong"
"Bob come on do what you did in the bar"
Bob looked at the class window i felt my heart ache i then glared at Trevor
"You are really gonna regret this Trevor"
I hissed at him i then took Bob's hand and took him out of there and luckily he followed me but he still looked paralyzed we then made it to the elevator then we got and i pressed a button to take us down
"Bob!y/n!"
But the elevators doors closed before Calvin could stop us
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Central intelligence Bob Stone x fem!reader
Fanfictioni just love this comedy novie and i wanna write about it and if you didn't watch can you please watch it to understand the movie more okay so into the information you are Calvin's best friend since high school so what happens in the future well you...