Ferard/Rikey Oneshots

The Fault In Our MikeyWay

1 nite Princess Fro-Fro waz siting nd watching TFIOS. Right den Moikey sneeks in da room with a flat-iron.

"Oh, Fro-Fro bby, watcha watching der?" He sayd, waiting 4 da iron to warm up.

"SHUT AP MOIKEY DER KISSING!1!1!"

"Sow how du u feel abwt strait heir bby?"

"MOIKEYYYY!!!!"

"IMA KISS U IF U DONT LEMME STRAIGHT UR HEIR FRO-FRO~!"

"No! Ma heir is sow poofy and gorgeous!2!"

"Mkay den," moikey sayd, licking his lipz seductively. Sudenly, wit da flash of glitter nd unicorn poop, Moikey pants weer gone nd he was wering fishnets. Princess Fro-Fro thoat it waz vry smexy indeed.

They den had passionate buttsecks at da same time as agustas ms what's-her-face did (the one that's SOGGY FROM THE CHEMO) .

Wen they weer dun, Moikey smiled nd kissed Princess Fro-Fro on his big nose. "Btw bby," he whispered, "Agustas dies. Spoiler alert."

And dats da fault in our Mikey Way.