(Y/N)'s POV
Brick: You are the biggest badass of ALL TIME! And you survived initiation -- I'm proud to call you a Slab.
A sarcastic bandit came out. He was clapping sarcastically.
Sarcastic Slab: Yeah, great job. We're all sooooo proud that you managed to kill off our friends and brothers. You're just sooo cool. This is totally not sarcasm.
I shot him in the head, killing him instantly.
Brick: HAHAHA. Wow. You ARE a true Slab!
Little man: The note.
(Y/N)'s mind: Right.
(Y/N): Thanks, but i came here for another reason.
Brick: What's up?
I handed him the note.
Brick: Heh. I was wondering when Roland'd call in that favor. So... the bunker. Now that you're one of us, my buzzards could help you take her down. Go tell Roland I'm in.
ECHO-Roland: Great job -- with Brick's crew on our side, we should have an easier time getting past the bunker protecting Angel. Come on back and we'll see about getting through that door that'll only open for Jack.
Brick: Lemme get the door for ya.
He rolled up a giant garage door that led outside.
ECHO-Handsome Jack: So, the psycho met the Slabs -- what a lovely opportunity to kill two bandits with one mortar assault!
ECHO-Hyperion: Targeting beacons initialized. Beginning mortar bombardment.
ECHO-Slab Bandit: King, he's usin' mortars again! He's using mortars--
Brick: Aw, crap! Slab, we gotta stop those mortars or there won't be nobody left to help you with the bunker!
He started running and i ran after him.
Brick: Follow me! Jack must've dropped some beacons to guide the mortars! If we don't destroy the beacons, we're dead!
Loaders flew towards us. I pulled out my axe and started destroying them.
(Y/N):YOU CAN BE MY NEW MEAT BICYCLE!
Brick: Hahahaha! That's my Slab!
He joined in and started punching them.
Brick: That's for Dusty!
He went to the next one.
Brick: Eat fist, you Hyperion rakksucks!
And to the next one.
Brick: Tell Jack I'm comin' for him next!
He turned to me and saw me surrounded by badass loaders.
Little man: Let's do this.
(Y/N): I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT A BADASS IS!
My hand grew big again. I grabbed one of the loaders by it's leg and started beating the others with it. In a matter of seconds i was done. I roared triumphally.
Brick: Hahahaha, THAT must have hurt!
He came to me.
Brick: Slab, we gotta move! We gotta destroy those targeting beacons -- they're guiding the mortars!
I nodded and we started running again. I noticed a big red circle under Brick. I noticed a mortar shot coming, so i pushed him out of the way.
Brick: Thanks, Slab.
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