𝟏 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞. | bnha textfic.

1.

you
hi mum, i got a new phone

number
oh

you
dry text ew

number
wrong number buddy

you
ah shit.
i thought i memorised her number

number
it happens dw

5 days later

you
hello wrong number person

number
hey random person
why are you messaging me?
not complaining. my friends think im messaging a girl 💪🤩

you
im bored that's why i'm messaging you
also unfortunately for you,
im not a girl ❤️

number
they don't need to know that

you
oh my.

2 days later

number
hey bbg

you
buy me dinner first geez

number
my bad i messaged the wrong person

you
wow.
im not your bbg?
hurt.

number
you said you were a guy
omg
wait
are you old
if you're old im blocking you, iida was very convincing during that online safety class

you
im not old, offended by the insinuation.
if anything you could be old.

number
im not!!!

you
proof 🙄

number
sure i'll send a pic.
actually no
that's how iida said it starts

you
never send pictures to strangers my dude
who's iida

number
my friend
im going to go now.
good bye old man

you
i thought i was your bbg 😭

6 days later

number
my friends don't believe you're real, they think i made you up
they also think you're an old guy, well the ones that do believe in you

you
rude
tbh my mums not happy im messaging random people

number
oh god
you're not old..

you
no?

number
you need your moms opinion...
ARE YOU A CHILD?????

you
actually fml
no im a teenager

number
wait me too

you
if you want we can idk get to know each other
i need more friends 🤩

number
sounds like a good idea

you
weeeeeell
im y/n

number
im denki