𝟏 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞. | bnha textfic.

3.

you
i literally have no other friends to dump this information on so i'm doing it here.

kami
im your friend :D

you
the coolest people are always the longest
loneliest *
i mean that's true too

anger issues
everyone stfu it's literally so late

alien !
it's 10pm

anger issues
yeah and im fucking tired stfu

you
no bitch i have a story to tell

anger issues
the FUCK did you just call me

i have no father
he called you a bitch

you
yeah can you not read 🙄

i have no father
he'd blow the book up if he misread a word

you
truth
okok my story.
i just got asked out 💪

anger issues
when

you
earlier today

anger issues
did i ask

rock hard
did bakubro just
meme

tape aaa
im so proud rn

kami
in awe rn

you
CONTINUING so this girl asked me out and then she was like
to put it delicately
really horny
like i can't explain how horny
i was uncomfortable ngl

kami
damn y/n gets bitches

you
never the ones i want though 😪
ANYWAYYYY
she asked me out and i said
"im girly pop "
then she stabbed me with her pencil.

all might fanboy
wow

alien !
that's so me

kami
are you okay?

you
yeah 🙄
my teacher fucking laughed
why does the world hate me

tape aaa
guys he's broken 😨😭😪

kami
emo

rock hard
no one understands him 😪🥶😰😱

you
omfg
guys

alien !
emos are people too

money please
why are we bullying an emo

SONIC
Classmates! This behaviour is unacceptable!
I will be informing Sensei immediately!

you
shiver me timbers

anger issues
stfu emo

you
i would just like to formally point out that non of you know what i look like.
except midoriya
🤭

all might fanboy
wut

kami
YOUVE MET⁉️⁉️
WHAT DOES HE LOOK LIKE

you
well he has green eyes and hair
and freckles
and
he had an all might hoodie

all might fanboy
when did we meet??
im confused

you
the cafe earlier

all might fanboy
THAT WAS YOU

you
yup

all might fanboy
just so i'm 100%
were you the one with that tripped up and made me spill my boba

you
yes that was me

all might fanboy
small world

kami
I CANT BELIEVE THIS
YOU MET MY ONLINE BFF BEFORE ME

all might fanboy
it's not like i went out looking for him

rock hard
the world works in mysterious ways

alien !
what does y/n look like

kami
THAT WAS MY NEXT QUESTION!!!

all might fanboy
in all honesty

you
i swear to god

all might fanboy
he looked kinda emo

you
that just means i'm hot

all might fanboy
that too ig

you
BIT GAY⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

kami
IM??
HE SAID IT SO CASUALLY

rock hard
that's so manly
admiring another man's beauty
manly.

you
you say manly a lot

rock hard
i like manly things

you
be who you are for your pRIDEEEE

alien !
can we go back to midoriya calling y/n hot

you
im still blushing

kami
thats gay

you
stfu mr 'im interested in the world of homosexuality'
live coverage of wild gays for you here

kami
i thought you forgot about that :(

you
i will never forget that
funniest shit ever

i have no father
why did midoriya call the new person hot

pfrog
we don't know

money please
he said it then dipped
i think he died

all might fanboy
im alive

you
no he's not guys my hotness killed him

all might fanboy
i meant it in a platonic non gay way

you
☹️
so im not hot

all might fanboy
in a platonic non gay way, you are
in a romantic gay way, no

you
ouch
that broke my heart
you broke my heart

all might fanboy
at least you didn't break a bone

you
i-