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6.

i have no father
y/n

kami
HE STARTED THE CONVERSATION????

alien !
OH GREAT HEAVENS

tape aaa
SHUSH IM INTRIGUED  

i have no father
that was an overreaction.

you
ello

i have no father
you left something at the shop.

kami
what
wHAT
DID YOU MEET

i have no father
yes we did.
we met at a shop.

you
what did i leave?

i have no father
strawberry flavoured pocky

you
SHIT
i must retrieve it.

money please
or, OR
bring it to class tomorrow and all of us can eat it.

you
i will smite you.

kami
im not brushing over the fact that todoroki and y/n met!!!!!
WHEN WILL IT BE MY TURN

you
tomorrow

kami
what

you
i have to retrieve my pocky.
ill just pop into your class and steal it back

money please
i don't think sensei will like that

all might fanboy
how will you get into UA

you
i have my ways

anger issues
if i see you in person im killing you

you
BRO
WHAT DID I DO???

anger issues
exist

you
ouch

SONIC
You cannot just stroll into our class!

you
watch me bitch

-  -  -

the next day

-  -  -

you
told you bitches i'd be there

alien !
we didn't expect you to come in on heelys

tape aaa
or for you to crash into the door

rock hard
and we definitely didn't expect for your nose to bleed everywhere

you
im
offended
sorry im too cool for you guys

alien !
onto the more important issue
why did mic come in, and bribe you with coffee to leave

you
because im his favourite student
obviously

tape aaa
hm

- - -

are our teachers gay⁉️⁉️
(a different gc lmao)

alien !
DO YOU THINK HE'LL KNOW?

tape aaa
well mic and aizawa definitely spoke to him like they liked him

rock hard
i think we should ask him

kami
how tf do we go around that
"hey y/n by the way are aizawa and mic gay"

tape aaa
sounds like a plan

kami
no-

- - -

1-a and friend

you
and that's why i hate monopoly

all might fanboy
valid

tape aaa
i have a question

kami
please no

you
okay

alien !
weeeeell
we have a different gc
about some of our teachers

all might fanboy
and im not in it?
a group chat about heroes and im not there that's blasphemy

anger issues
lmao L

you
why the hell do you have a group chat about your teachers
😨

alien ! 
we have a question about them and since they seem to like you we need to know the answer

you
im scared

kami
do you know if they have any
✨romantic interests✨

all might fanboy
oh god
i don't wanna think about that

you
that is your tEACHER
BROS
NOT COOL

rock hard
cmon mann
we need to know

you
im not answering that

tape aaa
answer us

you
i am not answering that
ask them yourself
i fucking dare you

all might fanboy
i wouldn't do that if i were you guys

alien !
guys.. we must know

tape aaa
we must ask

kami
together.

you
i'll visit you in hospital!