𝟏 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞. | bnha textfic.

7.

kami
I JUST SAW SOMETHING HORRID

you
was it henry

kami
who

you
uncultured swine

kami
anyway...
THE HORRID THING

alien !
what was it

money please
intrigued

kami
i just saw two pigeons fucking

you
fucking hell

kami
i know it was awful

pfrog
it's nature

you
at least it wasn't people

kami
i'd die

you
rip 😔

kami
what would you say at my funeral

anger issues
good riddance

kami
you only show up in this groupchat to insult people

anger issues
you're all stupid

you
not me 💪

anger issues
especially you

you
fuck you
(not literally)

anger issues
thanks for the specification

you
smart ass

tape aaa
what's happening

rock hard
insult battle i think

alien !
y/n for the win

all might fanboy
im neutral

i have no father
y/n should win.
it may bring bakugou down a peg

anger issues
i literally hate you
i hope ice comes out your ass

you
ouchie

i have no father
once again you have to resort to immature insults

anger issues
i'll kill you

you
can you be nice for one second

anger issues
fuck you im the nicest person ever

all might fanboy
mhm okay

SONIC
Let's reframe from fighting in the group chat

rock hard
i feel like that's the point of this group bro

kami
bro i feel that too

rock hard
bro

kami
bro

you
jesus christ
kiss and be done with it

kami
what

rock hard
what

you
ain't nothing manlier then liking men

rock hard
i never thought of that

tape aaa
that is true

you
if anyone wants to become manlier
i volunteer as tribute

anger issues
stop being you

you
homophobia

anger issues
fucking hell not this again

kami
cancel him
he's homophobic

tape aaa
cancelled immediately

rock hard
not v manly

all might fanboy
he's not homophobic

money please
you would know

all might fanboy
begging your pardon

anger issues
the fuck

you
WHAT

kami
SOMETHING YOU GUYS NEED TO TELL US

money please
okay wow
i worded that wrong
i meant he would actually know, since yk they've known eachother since childhood

all might fanboy
oh!
then yeah

anger issues
i hate it here

you
then leave
bitch ass

anger issues
you should thank god that i don't know you in person

you
why? what you gonna do?
kiss me?

anger issues
no i'll kill you

you
damn bro
😔

i have no father
i think that's a win
he'd completely blow you up

you
maybe i'm into that

i have no father
into what?
dying?

you
perhaps

kami
seek help

you
kiss me first

kami
bro

mother
Y/n i can't help but notice you seem to be focused on kissing today

you
guilty
😔

alien !
I VOLUNTEER
I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE

you
mina you're my platonic soulmate

alien !
and you're mine
🫶🫶

tape aaa
why platonic

you
bro
i don't like women
romantically i mean
women rock

money please
we love a feminist

alien !
slay

you
i love you guys 🙄

kami
what about me
do you love me 😔

you
i do love you
kiss me

kami
god damn it