The Book of Laziness And Boredom { COMPLETED }

Rant Time: Fictional Guys

Introducing the anger-meter! Where I scale my anger using emojis. gENIUS! (I will only use it during rant time.)
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I've come to think that fictional guys are better than guys in real life. When I say fictional guys, I'm talking about anime guys. I mean seriously. Who could not fall for them. (If you're a guy then anime girl.)
It's not that I hate the guys irl. I just suddenly realized I had more fictional crushes, than crushes irl. Some of you might not even know about Hetalia, but it's fucking awesome.
Seriously. Most of my fiction crushes are from that anime. Damn, I have a list for my crushes in Hetalia. Literally. Spain's on the top of my list. Italy and America are there too. They're just so kawaii af.

Now. Let's talk about the boys you know irl. Some for you are either one of these. Annoying, loud, obnoxious, barbaric, weird, and oH MY GOD.
The list goes on and on for some people. My guy friends are all of those. Well hey, at least they ain't basic.

But we need those anime guys. They look so perfect. . . . sTANDING THERE WITH MY AMERI-. . . Sorry. You know that time when you're just lying down on your bed, and you're thinking

"Damn why can't he be real."

Yeah. . . I get that a lot. Yeah people cosplay as, and can act like them, but they can't be like that forever. Which is sad. So sad. So so sad. *sobs*
It's annoying because you think that almost every guy you meet is ugly, or has something to do with how they act. Like that guy is awkward. Then that guy you hated so much starts to have feelings for you.
wELL IT'S NOT MY FUALT HE SAW YOU DO THE BEND AND SNAP!!

At least you've got reader inserts. You can read nice sweet ones, fluff, or. . . lemons. It's cool. You can read lemons. I don't mind. . . OR you can try some dating sims that involve that character.
I did that before #noshame.
It's either that, or you like someone that exists in real life, but does not even know you. Like Justin Bieber, some one from kpop, or a YouTuber.
Because I definitely have a crush on a YouTuber. It's sad.

That's the end for my rant for today.
So how about you?! Do you have more fictional crushes than crushes irl? Then tell me in the comments! Come on! Don't be shy! Just leave me a comment! Anyways, I'm going now. Bye!

🍟Potat-chan