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one message from: ???

???

Hello there, I hope I'm not disturbing you ^^

(y/n)

uhhhmm.... is this kaeya again?

i said no bitch

i am not doing it.

???

Ah, no. I'm not Kaeya

(y/n), right?

(y/n)

ok, not kaeya. that's good

depends on who's asking

wait

do you have a crush on me? 🙈

this is a first for me! wow

???

Well, no I don't, because I'm old enough to be your mother

(y/n)

???? what about it

are you hot?

???

Excuse me?

You're a rude child

(y/n)

thanks!

i'm taking that as a yes

to what do i owe you the pleasure, fine woman?

???

I'm just going to ignore whatever you said

Do you tutor your classmates, (y/n)?

Oh! I forgot to mention, I got your number from your father. Baizhu, right? He said you're one of the top students

(y/n)

uhhhhhh

well it depends on who the student is. are you their mom?

???

Yes, my name is Raiden Ei. My son's name is Kunikuzushi

(y/n)

oh?

hold on a second

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kazuha fanclub

(y/n)

guys

who the fuck is raiden kunikuzushi?