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Underestimating Wattpad

I wrote this with pure and utter rage

So there will be A LOT OF CUSSING

AND LOTS OF CAPS LOCK

READ THIS AT YOUR OWN RISK

OK??

ok

So *clears throat*

As you can see, this chapter is about people that diss and underestimate wattpad

So lets start the demonstration shall we?

*first situation*

(Ps: those ACTUALLY happened)

So yeah I was laying on my bed with my phone in hand minding my own business reading and relaxing and thats when my older sister got in (we share a bedroom so yeah)

So she was like "I swear to god alonzi (SHE CALLS ME THAT HIHI EVEN THO I HATE IT) you've been texting your friends for ever I mean you saw them today" (and even if I was texting my friends, I have ones in the capital and I'm like really far from there so still not of her business)

ANYWHOOO

"I'm not texting my friends, I was reading"

"Reading on that whatbook thing?" (She's 18 she knows what wattpad is but she just hates it)

"It's.watt.pad" she was getting on my last nerves

"Whatever," she rolled her eyes "Why don't you go read a real book for a change?"

Oh

Ohohoh really

Well sorry but all of the 20 books I have are already read

So now for...

WHAT I WANT TO DO TO HER IN MY HEAD :

*shoots up from the bed* *does karate moves* *slaps her* *punches her*
"Just so you know, MOST ON THE BOOK ON WATTPAD ARE FUCKING PUBLISHED"

WHAT HAPPENS IN REALITY :

*looks at her* "aha yeah sure I'll do that"

LIKE UGHHHH

MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS SISTA

YOU NEVER READ A BOOK TO JUDGE ABOUT ANYTHING

SO SHUT THE FUCK UP

*second situation*

I'm a ninth grader

And in grade nine we have official exams here in lebanon (posted and explanation on TQBATW if u wanna read it)

So they give us this one month study vacation because we have to review EVERYTHING WE DID THIS YEAR

So after studying your ass off, you would want to take at least a 30 minute break right?

So after 37.6 seconds of laying on my bed and opening wattpad (I have a relationship with my bed, you do too, don't lie)

My mother pops out of no where and starts lecturing me "Aline?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING! GET BACK TO STUDYING! YOU'LL FAIL!"

Wow chill woman

"Mom...I just took my break, I'm just gonna read the updates I got and get back to work!"

"On this thing wattpad? Aline, at least read books written by writers not random people!"

"Mom, let me do what I want"

"I SWEAR I'M GONNA FIGURE OUT YOUR PHONE PASSCODE AND DELETE THAT APPLICATION FROM THERE BECAUSE IT'S WORTHLESS AND MAKES YOU FLUNK AWAY YOUR STUDIES!"

WHAT I WANT TO DO TO MOM IN MY HEAD :

"Mom! MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS!" *slap* "AND IF YOU UNDERESTIMATE WATTPAD ONE MORE TIME," *holds her by the collar of her shirt* "I will kill you *in a whispery voice*"

Okay you may call me crazy but they push my buttons!

I mean, I love wattpad, like I love nutella

And if someone disses your nutella, what would you do? Comment!

WHAT HAPPENS IN REALITY :

"Mom, just give me these 5 minutes to have a break"

"No!" *takes the phone away* "Have a break but don't use your phone!" *goes away*

.____________________.

LIKE MOMMA YO AINT TOUCHING MA PHONE BITCH

OH AND THE LIST GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND ON ON BOOM CLAP-

off topic

BUT STILL

I MEAN

*wanting to strangle something so bad face with hand expressions*

I just want the to MIND THEIR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS

LIKE MOM I'M STUDYING FOR MYSELF

AND SISTER I'M RELAXING A BIT IS THAT A CRIME

Now there is ALOT and I mean ALOHOHOT of situations but it'll take forever to finish this chapter so I'm gonna go with only these two situations happened in the last two weeks

AND I HAD TO GET IT OUT OF MY SYSTEM K? K

HAPPY READING!!