I was playing with my cat, Momo, by dressing him up in silly costumes. One of my favorites was a cupcake. I think he really liked it too as he seemed to be trying to actually eat it. He was always so hungry.
Then suddenly I got a text message from my friend, Vivienne. The message said, and I quote,
"Sofie please fucking help me I'm nnot even shiting your dick rb og my fujckjbg god"
I was confused so I left my cat in my room, and went outside to call her.
"what are u ok" I responded back. I tried to call her but she quickly hung up. I was confused.
"someone's in my fucking house bro call the mf police"
"Oh shit." I audibly said. That was scary. I couldn't tell if she was joking or not, but eventually decided only a real dick would joke about that, and the misspelled letters were convincing. I dialed 911.
"Okay, I'm calling them" I texted Vivienne as they picked up the phone. She thanked me and described her as a 20 or 30 year old lady with excessively long nails. Vivienne then stopped texting back. I told the cops and I eventually went back into my room.
I couldn't hear my phone drop over my blood curdling scream.
There was some teenage boy in my room, he looked around 15. He had medium length sharp nails, fluffy black and blonde hair, fair skin, and had the biggest green eyes I had ever seen. He was also wearing cupcake pajamas.
He immediately looked at me like I was crazy.
"Ow, my ears! Calm down lady." The boy put his hands over his ears, and squinted his eyes at me. He was sitting on my bed like I had just broken into HIS house.
"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE BEFORE I GET THE COPS!!" I screamed at that guy. Who the hell does he think he is?? The audacity of telling me to calm down when he just broke into my room.
"Hey, this is my house too! God, the nerve of some people. Whatever, can you just feed me now? It's probably lunch time or at least close." He tried giving me puppy dog eyes, but I just got weirded out.
"THE HELL? NO! I'M NOT GIVING YOU JACKSHIT TO EAT!" I yelled once more.
Now he was sad. He looked like he was about to start crying.
"Are you.. mad at me.?" He sniffled, and tears prickled down his cheeks.
Well I mean, maybe I was overreacting?.. I mean.. he does seem like just a 15 year old boy. He's literally my height too. I guess I could punch him in the nuts if I wanted to.
"No, I uh.. sorry for yelling, just stop crying," I told him. He lightly rubbed his eyes, trying to stop crying, still wincing slightly.
".. And where the hell did you put my cat?" I looked at him. Now a bit more suspicious. Man, should I really have apologized?
".What?" He whimpered, slightly looking up and opening one eye. He seemed confused.
"Momo. Where is my cat, Momo," I asked him in a straightforward voice.
"I am Momo!" He said, raising his voice just a bit. He had stopped the tears pouring down his face at this point, but his eyes still had that extra bit of water.
"Bullshit! What do you think this is?? A Disney movie??" I also raised my voice, but quite a bit louder than him.
"I can prove it!"
"I'm waiting!"
He then lifted up his hand. His middle finger, ring finger, and pointer finger were all pale white. No, straight up paper-white. Not even a skin color anymore, literally white.
I stared in disbelief. "That's a coincidence!" I said, breaking the silence.
"Then how do I know that every night you go on your phone and you-"
" FINE.! Fine, I believe you." I spoke, effectively and purposely cutting him off.
He smiled at me. I pouted. Well, more of a grimace. "You said you were hungry, mo-... dude.?" I cringed in my head. I didn't want to be calling this guy dude, but I didn't really wanna believe he was Momo either.
His smile dropped a bit. "Chicken. Give me chicken" He said to me, almost in a demand.
"Ugh. Whatever."
Now I'm hungry.
And then my phone blew up once more. This time, my other friend Valentina texted me. Apparently some little kid came out of her toilet saying
" i am the rat king "
Well, she was probably joking. Was my original thought. Then she sent me a video of a little boy who was very pale, but also had little tan spots on his body. His eyes were dark brown, likewise to his hair. He had bunny shorts on, and a cute unicorn crop top. In the video, Valentina showed herself, so I knew it was real. That was extremely weird.
Then I got a text from Vivienne. Thank God she was okay.
..I would not believe what she said if this didn't already happened to me
She told me her cat, Kiki, had turned into a woman. A 30 year old woman. She kept trying to take naps, eat, and even told her 'go away, I'm trying to spiritually delete all canines'. Very weird.
Kiki was about 5'5, though a bit darker in skin compared to Momo. She also had green eyes.
Then I saw that guy in my room playing with a little boy. I held back another scream, but shouted at them.
"Who in the hell??- This is not a get-together for you and your furry club!" I looked at the child who looked almost identical to the little boy in Valentina's video, except he had no white spots. He was just tan.
Then I got a call. Who in the fuck could possibly have such bad timing.
It was my other friend, Azrael. I wouldn't be shocked if they told me their dog turned human.
And that is exactly what they did.
He told me and I quote,
"Dawg, Mimi just turned into some lady 💀" and they sent a picture of a pale girl with brown eyes, frizzy long white hair, and a Grey t-shirt with white athletic shorts.
I sent a picture back of Momo and the little boy in my house.
Speaking of that little boy, who was he??
"Hey, who even are you?" I asked, looking up from my phone to see human Momo sleeping on my bed, and the little boy was grimacing down at some puzzle he probably found in my closet. Then he looked up at me.
"Boop!" That answered nothing. When I looked at him confused, he giggled and continued.
"My name is Marty!"
From the way he sounded, he was probably 5. He looked about 8 though. Yeah, I remember Marty. He was my old hamster. I thought he was long gone, but hey, I guess not.
I asked him how he got here, and he told me that he was taking a nap, when suddenly he got shot up out of my toilet. I knew that was probably a lie since I would have heard him, but I guess I had no other way of explaining it.
Maybe I should ask the others to meet up at my house to figure out what the hell is going on. So I sent out a message in a group chat we were all in.
And now, we wait.
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Hello readers! I hope you had as much fun reading as I did writing. Now just a quick word from me.
You might see me switch Azrael's pronouns from he/him to they/them a lot. This is because Azrael will go by they/he in the story, and he will be addressed by either pronouns.
I didn't mention this in the story, but the little boy in Sofie's house is a hamster named Marty. The little boy in Valentina's house is a hamster named Buddy. (Also Mimi is around 25, and Kiki is around 35.)
That's all, thank you so much for reading!
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An Animals Dream
General FictionWhat would you do if your pets suddenly turned into humans? Yes the cover is my cat. I love him