ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ᴍᴀᴛᴇ [ʜᴇʟʟᴜᴠᴀ ʙᴏss]

𝟏𝟓. 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐞𝐫𝐬

"Well, uh... Just ask me something specific I wouldn't normally tell you." Moxxie said as they stood cover in green gas trying to test it what it is. "Okay. Uh... Does Millie ever peg you? Or Charlie?" Blitzø asked making Moxxie blush.

"Sometimes... Wait! EWW! Fuck! Why that?!" Moxxie asked in realization. "Heh! I knew it." Blitzø said.

"Well, your suit is tacky!" Moxxie said with a glare but soon regretted as he Blitzø glares at him. "How fuckin' dare you! Youuu have shitty taste in music!" Blitzø said only to regret it as well.

"I'm sorry!" He said.

"Shit taste?" Moxxie asked. "You said you liked that musical I recommended to you!" He said ready to cry.

"I lied! I left halfway through!" Blitzø said and they both cried still arguing with each other. They didn't even notice that the room started to change until they look around separated into a different path.

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Blitzø stands up, almost falling over backwards from the softer terrain. The red glob becomes a six-eyed monster and screeches at Blitzø, dripping a bunch inky sludge on him. He looks at his hands, now coated in the red ink, he sniffs and licks at it before the ink monster comes up behind him screaming. Frightened, Blitzø falls backward into the black ink ground and the ink monster lands morphing into a version of Moxxie like a drawing.

Blitzø stands up with a glare.

"I simply follow your orders! It isn't my fault that your orders are as nonsensical as a sun tanning bed left out on the cold, rainy porch of a fresh April shower!" Doodle Moxxie said and Blitzø points at him. "Why are you talking like that? What the fuck does that even mean?!"

"I am simply speaking Satan's plain English! Perhaps you should crack open a dictionary some time! And then maybe you can understand half of the frivolous things I carry on and on about on my many rants about." Doodle Moxxie flickers to right now to a real Moxxie, but Blitzø didn't listen to what his saying as he saw three other ink glob creatures circling around them.

"SHUT UP!" Blitzø shouts and holds his head hearing Moxxie still talking.

"Admit it, my dear boss you don't know what you are doing half the time and you depend on me and the missus to manage your foolish flights of fancy!" Moxxie said making Blitzø turn around to glare at him.

"I don't neeeeeed you! I can do this shit on my own SO easily!" Blitzø said only for a brown ink creature grab him by the neck and throws him on the ground. It then morphs into Striker, who speaks with Blitzo's voice

"But, ya don't wanna do things alone, Blitzø!" Striker said with an evil grin. "Or do you want me to replace you for the beautiful human as a new mate of hers?" Striker asked with a laugh.