ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ᴍᴀᴛᴇ [ʜᴇʟʟᴜᴠᴀ ʙᴏss]

𝟗.𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐤𝐚 𝐌𝐚𝐲𝐝𝐚𝐲

"Eve, where are we going again?" Charlie asked her friend which she knew about everything about her mates, Hell and the killing which Eve kept quite about it. "To the spring concert! Spend some time out and get crazy." Eve said and looks behind to see their other friend and girlfriend of Eve.

"Isn't that right Roxy?" Eve asked and Roxy nods with a sigh moving her black and white hair from her face while adjusting her round glasses. "Totally, it's about time we let loose after the week we had and the week you had." Roxy said and Charlie shrugs going back to her nap.

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Blizø sings with a grin while driving back to the parking lot and was about to take his spot when a pink car parks on it. "Oh, shit! Fu-." He slams onto the brakes and the van skids to a stop, he turns off the radio with an annoyed look.

"Oh, you "suck for life", do ya?!" Blizø shouts and pulls out a megaphone yelling into it. "Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your tits out of my parking spot!" He stops when he saw who it was.

"Oh, shit! Verosika!" He said in shock and the demon succubus pops her gum. "Blitz-o." She said using the o knowing he hates it.

"I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd. Because, I believe the nearest ocean is..." Blitzø accidentally faceplants onto the ground before standing up. "Three rings down!"

"And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the Amber Alert." Verosika said.

"Oh, yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that Beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell!" Blizø said rolling his eyes at her when she flipped her hair dramatically.

"They let me out because I'm still famous. And rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups." Verosika takes a drink of her flask. "So, your sister says "Hi"." She said wiping her mouth with her thumb.

"Why are you parkin' here?! This is the ONLY parking spot my company has! So take your tampon race car somewhere else!" Blitzø said glaring at her and points to the car.

"Actually, prick. It has my name on it." She said as she points down where you could literally see that they cross out the imp's parking spot and replace it with hers. "I'm doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building." Blitzø decided to ignore her at some point until he caught the last part.

"And they wanted to have me come in this week to lead their team during spring break." His eyes widen at that last part.

"A WEEK?! No, no, you are NOT parking here for a fuckin' week!" Blitzø said with a glare.

"Awww, you mad, Blitz-o?" Verosika asked while removing her sunglasses smirking down at him. "You gonna run off, leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room, steal their car and run..."

"...run three rings to Wrath and max MY credit cards on shitty horse riding lessons?!" Both him and Verosika said at the same time making Blitzø groan.

"Goddamn it whore, you will NOT let that go!" He said making her roll her eyes. "Choke on a sandpaper cock." She said and walks away with a middle finger but he wasn't done with her and follows her.

"HOLD ON! You better move that pussy wagon right now, or I'm gonna.." Blitzø stops when he felt someone behind him making him turn around slowly to see a big Hellhound growling down at Blitzø. "You'll what?" The Hellhound asked.

"Or I'll... uh... uh, I- I'll call HR!" He jokes making them laugh and get serious again. "Anyway, meet my new Hellhound, Vortex. Unlike you, he actually does his job well." Verosika said and walks away with a smirk along with Vortex.

"Ta-ta, fuck stain." She said and Blitzø sighs.

"Ugh, I wasted so much time with a bag of holes like that." He said and looks behind to see his adopted daughter coming out of the van looking at him in shock. "You know Verosika Mayday?!"

"Huh...? Oh, yeah. Her, yeah. We dated." He said with a roll of his eyes. "Big mistake." He whispers.

"Was it before or after she became a pop star?" Millie asked and Moxxie jumps out of the van looking shock. "You dated a pop star?!" Moxxie asked.

"Okay, why are you all acting like that's such a shock?" Blitzø asked and Loona looks at him with an eyebrow raised. "Hellooo, it's Verosika Mayday?"

"It's you?" Millie points out and Moxxie scratch his head. "Is she blind?? Suffering some form of brain damage? I mean it's even more shocking that you have Charlie a sexy beautiful mate on the other side, not only that we share her with you sir."

"Says the wimp." Blitzø said and Moxxie gives him a glare. "Look, you are all making this into a way bigger deal than it needs to be. I don't pry into your stupid personal lives." He said and everyone soon argue with him on that.

"What was sex with her like?" Millie asked and Moxxie looks at her taken back by her question. "Millie!"

"Whaaaat?! It's a pop star! You'd wanna know what sex with Michael Crawford was like." She said and Moxxie was going to was going to scold her but stops. "Touché." He said.

"Nothing! You know how it it's with us demons with mates, even if we had sex with others it never brought satisfaction." Blitzø making the couple nod in understanding in what he meant by that. "Millie, find a temporary spot for that truck." He said throwing the keys at Millie who gives out a small hop to catch them.

"Okay, Loonie, Moxxie let's go handle this shit." Blitzø said as they walk away into the building.

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"You mean to tell me that you haven't had sex with anyone? I thought you pop your cherry when we were in college." Eve said and Charlie shrugs. "I wanted to, but no matter when I almost this close to doing it it brought shivers or disgust to my body." Charlie said and Roxy looks away from her notes.

"Because your body knew that you wanted to wait for the right person... or demons from what you told us." Roxy said and adjusted her glasses.

"I'm just happy to finally know why it was that problem." Charlie said and smiles as they almost arrive to their destination.