Niall and The Mysterious Nail File

Disclaimer

If you are very unlucky and are reading this right now, you have stumbled upon my fanfiction about Niall Horan trying to avoid a nail file. Before you jump to conclusions about how crazy I am, hear me out. This is supposed to be a humorous story and it's not supposed to make sense. It will have weird things such as a nail file coming to life. If at any time this story is too weird for you, you can stop reading I don't blame you. My friends and I thought it would be funny because it rhymed and I thought that I should make a fanfic about it. I'm also not very good at writing so just bear with me. I also probably won't pre-write my chapters either. There won't be any romance (sorry guys) but I will try and make it funny as possible. I feel very proud that you have wasted your valuable time to read this. It's a warning that if you like normal stories, you should leave now. Thanks for reading and I hope you like this bad novel!