Niall and The Mysterious Nail File

Chapter 1

Niall's POV

"Niall! Get up!", I hear Liam shout.

"What now?! You woke me up like an hour ago just to show me your house made of toothpicks which wasn't very good anyway!", I reply. I'm starting to get annoyed with him. Can I ever get some sleep around here? If it's a house made of straws Liam's not going to be happy when I try to get rid of it. My thoughts are interrupted yet again with Liam shouting.

"Please! It's important!", I hear him say.

Whatever it is, it better be.

I walk out of the tour bus to see Liam and Louis laughing as if they just saw the world's funniest movie. I look to what they're laughing at. Oh great.

My car is covered in toilet paper along with other things on it I can't identify. All I'm thinking is how long it will take to clean it all up, which I don't feel like doing right now.

"Really guys?", I say, "I'm really not in the mood right now. I just want to get some sleep."

"You gotta admit, we did a pretty good job. You don't know how long it took for us to wrap all the toilet paper around your car.", Louis says.

"It's going to take even longer for you to clean up! Can I go back to sleep now?", I ask.

"I'm not cleaning it up.", Liam says.

"Neither am I.", Louis agrees.

"Fine, I'll do it later." I say hoping that the mess will bother someone that they will clean it up for me. All I want right now is to get some sleep. And that's exactly what I'm going to do. More tired then ever, I went to sleep.

Nail File's POV

What a wonderful life I live.

You may underestimate me because I'm a nail file but believe me, good things come in small packages.

My life is basically lived as scaring unsuspecting people into thinking I am an ordinary nail file. Little did they know what would come to them. That I would threaten them by coming to life and telling them to give me things to make my life better. It's not even about that anymore, just scaring people in general is great.

One day I was just waking about, doing things that ordinary nail files do. All of a sudden, I get the opportunity of a lifetime.

I can't say his name. I can't even trust my mind to keep this secret but I will tell you this. He has heard of some of my work and thought I would fit the perfect profile.

No one will see me coming. This victim can make me or break me. It will probably make me. You see, he's a celebrity, loved by everyone. Here's the twist: it's a murder assignment. I've never murdered anyone before but I'm determined to try. My victim: One Direction member, the one and only, Niall Horan.

My new boss figured he would crack under pressure from a nail file like me.

He's right.

I've seen Niall's personality through interviews and it will be the perfect timing too. With one band member gone, it's only gonna be harder for him. My plan is perfect.

Then, One Direction will fall because of Niall gone. There's nothing that can stop me.

Unless I find someone else like me....