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!!Warning there will be foul language!!
Mind funny, worry not?

"All villains take charge if you wish, but be warned, mercy will not be given"

"Darling, I know three different ways to decapitate you, all of them are flashy and none of them are pleasant"

"MOVE AWAY FROM THE DEMONS!! MOVE AWAY FROM THE HOT DEMONS!!"

"Fucking magma" followed by hysterical laughter

Mom walking to her room: "I'm gonna go watch football"
Me walking to my room: *quietly* "and I'm gonna go read smut"

"Can you just freeze my insides, and kill me."

"I'm being nice, run now or risk death."

"I call it mercy, it's better to get shot then mauled by a rabid beaver.."

"It smells like, damp sawdust and old newspapers that may or may not be burning.... And an old lady."

"stfu I will skin you whole, burn you alive and smoke your ashes"

"I will punt you into the fucking abyss!"

"KICK HIM IN THE KNEEeES!!"

"KNEEL BEFORE YOUR QUEEN, bitch"


Copy and pasted from my notes :)

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