DXD:The Dragon of Evolution

Reborn

You know, I honestly thought I'd die trying to be a hero or from some random disease but turns out I died choking on a corndog, on a FUCKING CORNDOG!!! So when I was met with a R.O.B I thought I was one of those main characters who gets reincarnated to save the world, when I asked him about it he only sighed and said.

"To be completely honest with you I'm doing this out of pity but don't worry I'm not sending you to a fantasy world empty handed you will receive your gift once canon starts."

Canon? I was about to ask him about the world I was being sent to but before I can even open my mouth I blacked out.

I woke up to a stinging sensation on my behind and the sound of crying, the pain was too much for me and I began crying, humiliating I know. Attempting to hit the person who caused my pain I raised my fist only to see tiny chubby fist.

'Huh, is this my hand? What did that R.O.B turn me into a baby or something?'

I asked myself, I looked around to see where I'm at and who would've guessed that I'm at the hospital, I looked to the side to see a brown haired baby being held by an equally brown haired man.

"Congratulations Mr and Mrs.Hyoudou they're both healthy boys."

I looked in the direction of the voice to see a doctor which is to be expected since I'm more than likely just got out of the womb.

"What would you like to name them?"

He asked, my parents looked at each other and smiled brightly, although my mom's is a little less bright due to the fact she just gave birth but with the little strength she has left she answered.

"Yes, the older one is Yuuji Hyoudou and the youngest is Issei Hyoudou."

-Seventeen Years Later-

When my brother and I were being named I realized that this is the DXD verse I don't really remember much about that anime only major events.

'And given that I changed canon so much just by existing I can't rely on that either'

I thought to myself, there was many things I changed like my brother, Issei isn't that much of a pervert anymore he's more like a closet pervert. I also started training in martial arts and kendo with Issei.

"Yuuji, Issei!! Get up it's time to get ready for school!!"

I hear my mom yell, hurrying up and getting dressed, my uniform is like Issei's but instead of a red shirt it's a blue hoodie, I go downstairs to greet my parents.

"Good morning mom, good morning dad Issei is sleeping isn't he."

That wasn't a question ever since school started Issei always sleep in and it's up to me his awesome older brother to wake him up.

"I'll wake him up just let me get my air horn."

I go to my room quietly and get my air horn and began my stealth mission to Issei's room, opening his room door quietly I was greeted with and sleeping Issei, snickering to myself I put the horn near his ear and...

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW*

"AHHHHHHHHH!!! Why do you have to do that there's better ways to wake me up?!!"

Issei yelled, I just looked at him and smirked before I answered.

"Well it's more fun that way...to me of course, anyway hurry up and get dressed I'm not going to be late for school because of you."

Hearing that Issei immediately sprang up and got dressed. After that Issei and I go downstairs ate our breakfast said our goodbyes to our parents then walked to school.

-Kouh Academy-

You know...in the original timeline these girls hated my brother for being a pervert but...

"They're staring at me like a piece of meat."

I told Issei, he looks around to see a horde of girls trying and failing to hide behind a singular tree.

"Do you think they know we can see them?"

Issei whispered to me but I seems like they heard them so they came out of hiding and started surrounding us.

"Yuuji-kun do you want to go out with me?!"

One of them asked and another one asked about my kinks and another one wanted me to spank her, seeing no way out I turned to Issei and said.

"Just smile and wave brother, just smile and wave."

Doing so we made it out of the crowd safely and ran to class.

-Timeskip because I'm in school-

Issei and I was walking on a bridge on our way home but we were stopped by an shy girl fidgeting in front of us staring at Issei

"H-hey ummm are you Issei Hyoudou i-if you are can I ask you something?"

I decided to stay silent for this encounter I not strong enough to take her on yet for one and two I don't know what my gift is yet.

"Y-yeah I'm Issei Hyoudou w-what do you want to ask?"

He stuttered, man I feel bad he's gonna be traumatized because of this...maybe I spy on them during their date and try to save him I mean I already changed canon what's one more change.

"My name is Yuuma Amano d-do you want to go on a date with me?"

I hate the fact that her acting is actually good if it wasn't for my knowledge of the world I would have actually believe her.

"YES I-I mean yes I would want to go on a date with you umm this Sunday?"

Yumma's smile brightened and she said.

"Great! I'll see you Sunday then here's my number!"

She then ran away seemingly embarrassed.

"Congrats on getting a date little bro!! I'll give you one advice for the date...don't be stupid wait that'll be a little hard for you wouldn't it."

I smiled at him making him angry and thus Issei chased me all the way home cursing me.

[A:N I'm gonna end this here because like I said I'm in school hope you like it.]