(The three are laying in bed naked, breathing slightly heavier and some more messy than others)
J: I have a question.
A: Shoot.
J: So when you guys say your fiancés...
R: More accurately, committed FWB.
J: Oh. Why?
A&R: Long term exclusivity is too boring.
J: So how long have you two been fuckbuddies?
R: Couple millenia?
A: About 4.
R: That sounds about right.
J: So you've had all of history.
A: Yep.
J: How much of history have you had?
R: Well, I had slept with everyone in Rome at multiple points in time, so quite a lot.
A: And the inspiration for Aphrodite.
R: Oh yeah! Holy shit, those were fun times.
J: Did you do Aphrodite things? Like all the cursing and shit?
R: I was really petty.
A: You were also Zeus for a while.
R: Yeah, so many kids to father. It was exhausting.
J: Who in history were the best in bed?
A&R: Juli and Cleo.
J: Really?
A: Together, they could have made a monk cream without even getting her undressed.
R: Add us in and people were passing out from dehydration left and right.
J: Beyond them.
A: I contend Genghas Khan.
J: Wasn't he-Nevermind I remember 15 minutes ago.
A: Don't kinkshame me, bitch.
R: There was this one ruler in I wanna say the 1200s Japan that could work their fingers like no one else.
A: Surprisingly, I'll pitch the Rolling Stones.
J: Which ones?
A: I can't remember, they also had unworldly drugs.
J: Did y'all ever not party?
R: We had a little century long honeymoon in the 1300s BC?
A: I think so, yeah.
J: Where?
A: Little moon by a duel-sun system. Life there died sadly after the stars collapsed into a black hole, but while we were there it was like heaven.
J: Are there any other, I know you don't like the term god but I don't have another word.
R: You don't like being called god?
A: It makes me feel too, I don't know. Above.
R: Honey, you are "above".
A: But I don't want to be reminded of that!
J: That makes sense.
R: Ams, just because you're more powerful doesn't mean we'll treat you differently.
J: Well...
R: Jaq. Shut up.
J: Sorry.
R: Ami, look at me. We love you no matter what. Whether you be omnipotent or a worm. You're still just as loveable and fuckable.
A: Thanks. Can you get me some Choc from the fridge, please?
J: I got it. (They kiss Ami on the way out).
R: Want some food too?
A: Nachos?
R: (reaches behind them)Here you go.
A: (Mouth full of chips) Thanks. Tastes like you.
R: Really? (trys some chips) I don't taste half bad.
J: (returning with to Chocs and an Apple Juice) Not at all.
A: Lets watch some TV. (puts on Cartoon Network)
(They all cuddle together, with Ami in the middle)
YOU ARE READING
Chocolate Milk
Short StoryAmi was sitting on a ledge, but is visited by someone they don't yet know. However, something strange makes them realize they are very may not be talking to who they first thought they were. Ami decides to make the most of the situation.
