What Do You Want, Paul?

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by malegender

by malegender

I edited the lyrics so that it's Lyron and Drew because funny

So allow me to present to you...

What Do You Want, Drew?

[LYRON]
What do you want, Drew?
Tell me what you desire to see
Your deepest intent, Drew
What do you see for this community?
I'm looking for someone with strong ambition
Someone to sell their specific vision
Someone to share with precise precision their thoughts
'Cause I want you to want
To want

(spoken)
So, what do you want, Drew?
What's that one concrete goal that motivates all your actions?

[DREW, spoken]
I don't have to tell you of all people!

[LYRON, spoken]
Well, then how's anyone supposed to sympathize with you, Drew?

[DREW, spoken]
How would I know, I want what everyone wants? Money, videogames? Good grades, maybe?

[LYRON]
I want you to want, Drew
A man so vague just can't be trusted
Something you pine for
Maybe someone who keeps you lusted
I'm just a performer, I'm not an idea guy
I find you Drews to be our ally
But if you can't pin the point that's in the sky
Then I want you to want!
To want

D'you know what I want for myself?
I've waited for so lo-ong
To tell somebody else

Eliza, my love
You are the one that I think of
Eliza, my love
I want you to degrade me out at night

I want you to degrade me
I want you to degrade me
I want you to degrade me while I mess up
I want you to degrade me while I mess up

(spoken)
Kenji, get my girlfriend on the phone for me

[DREW, spoken]
Lyron, I'm going to leave!

[LYRON, spoken]
No, Drew, I want you to hear this, if you try, En will have a word with you

Eliza! Yes, everything's fine, I promise. I just wanted to tell you something. I uh, I forgot what it was. Maybe someday I'll remember. Goodbye...

(sung)
Drew, now you know what it is to want

[DREW, spoken]
Let me go home, seriously!

[LYRON]
It consumes a man with a passion
To drive the primary plot
So take up yoga or improv classes
Volunteer at shelters or Twitch to the masses

There's gotta be something that'll keep my hands off you
Off you

'Cause I want you to want!

[DREW, spoken]
I'm gonna go get coffee, want anything?

[LYRON]
No, I need you to want!

[DREW, spoken]
How about something weird with sparkles, nothing better!

[LYRON]
And if you don't want
We're through

(spoken)
Drew? Drew?

(sung)
Drew!