#kidnapped ° hyunho ✓

epilogue

- in which gen z hyunjin and gangster minho eat and leave no crumbs -

"remind me again, why're we trying to catch a drug lord on bikes," changbin yelled, his question almost getting scattered to the wind that kept whipping his face. "we have cars for that, you know?"

minho, felix, and jeongin gasped. 

"are you a barbarian, hyung?" felix exclaimed, extremely offended. "are you willin' to participate in the destruction of mother nature, for who i'm totally simpin'?"

changbin winced as he heard felix speak in a way that sounded precisely like the one and only hyunjin. "one car ride won't burn the planet," he grumbled.

"disagree," fearsome gangleader minho countered. "vehicles are the biggest air quality compromisers, producing one-third of all air polution. the smog, carbon monoxide, and other toxins emitted by vehicles–"

"aish! hyunjin's just brainwashed you all," changbin groaned, aggressively wiping the sweat that was running like a waterfall down his forehead with the sleeve of his shirt. how hyunjin had managed to turn a bunch of fearsome gangsters into environmental activists in less than two weeks he had no idea. that pretty boy– person probably had superpowers. 

"cap," said jeongin.

"you deserve to be cancelled," added felix.

"l," declared minho.

changbin had no other choice but to pedal faster. 

when minho and his gangsters jumped off their bikes in front of drug lord the white snake's mansion, bang chan and his men had already parked their bikes. after minho and hyunjin started dating, the two gangs' relationship improved. it was not that they liked each other much, but they did cooperate to take down common enemies.

"let's go," minho hollered, pulling his pepper spray gun out of his backpack, while jeongin, felix, and changbin loaded their rubber bullet guns. no amount of persuasion had managed to force hyunjin to accept the use of guns that could actually kill people, so now minho's gang were armed with those guns and bang chan's gang used baseball bats.

"wait," bang chan stammered, making minho stop mid-stride. it was then that he noticed that bang chan's whole gang were looking kinda sus. 

he frowned. "what's wrong? ain't our snake guy in there?" he asked. "where are his men?"

bang chan coughed. "we disarmed his men and tied them to the summer house in the backyard. he is in there. it's just..." bang chan's voice trailed off.

minho was still not a particularly patient gangster. "fuck, just say it, man," he snapped.

"jinie's in there too," bang chan blurted out. "both he and jisung are. jisung found out white snake's a misogynist, so jinie borrowed a baseball bat from seungmin to beat him up. they're in there now, filming a viral tiktok."

behind bang chan, seungmin flashed minho a shit-eating grin. 

a lesser man would have panicked and rushed toward the mansion to save his boyfriend, but minho was gangsta and he knew his boyfriend well. this is why his first reaction was to lower his gun and facepalm. hyunjin had apparently forgotten to mention what his plans for the day were when they had facetimed each other this morning. 

"yikes! he'll kill him," felix exclaimed meanwhile. "hyunjin'll kill white snake, i mean."

changbin cracked his knuckles and raised an eyebrow at minho and bang chan. "do we save white snake or do we let your precious hyunjin do his thing?"