have you ever wondered what it would be like to fall in love with gordon ramsay? well, wonder no further. this is a riveting story of love, heartbreak, and lamb sauce that will surely make you burst into tears or secrete various other moist substanc...
Y/n began her morning excited. Today was the day that she was going on Hell's Kitchen and would finally be able to see her crush... Gordon Ramsay....
She would have to impress him both with her personality and her cooking. She didn't know how to cook, but Y/n was sure that her natural allure would apply when making food.
After sitting in her bed and staring out of the window for a while, Y/n finally got up and went into the bathroom. She put on light makeup of mascara, eyeshadow, blush, lipstick, eyeliner, and foundation, then dressed in the outfit she would wear to Hell's Kitchen.
(this is your outfit)
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That outfit is so slay, and Gordon will totally think it's hot and be impressed! Anyways, time to leave. As you left the house, you put your hair up in a messy bun, and grab your car keys.
As you drove to Hell's Kitchen in your Lambourghini Ford Escape Kia Kyaa 2099 Winter Sundrop Horizon, you thought about Gordon Ramsay's abs, and how excited you were to see them in the outline of his aprons.
BOOM!!!! CRASH!!!! BANG!!!! SHJSASDAHJ!!!!!
Omg !!!
"Ahhh help my car is crashing!!!!" Y/n said, but it was too late.
Y/n watched as her car collided with the other, taking her hands off the wheel so they wouldn't be cut by glass. Unfortunately, Y/n's airbags were broken, but her Rainbow Dash helmet protected her from the impact.
Y/n peeked out of the window, and was shocked by what she saw.
"Omg is that Gordon Ramsay????!!!?!?!?!?!"
Yes it was.
"Oi are you alright in there mate, soray for the crash innit," Gordon Ramsay called out to Y/n.
She could barely contain her excitement. Practically vibrating in her seat, Y/n squealed, before remembering that her car was wrecked.
That's when she remembered her greatest tool! Plot holes!!!
Y/n slipped sneakily through a plot hole she had put in her purse earlier, and suddenly she was at Hell's Kitchen! The world is a wonderful place.
Well, time to make her starter dish, which she would be showing to Gordon as their first competition. Y/n knew exactly what she was going to make already, because she had thought about it for months, maybe even years beforehand.
Fruit Loops Meatloaf.
First, she needed meat. This, unfortunately, was the hardest part. Y/n ignored Gordon yelling at them, instead salivating over the sight of his juicy cheekbones. Since spit was another ingredient, she spat that secretion into her hand for later.
Once the contestants were allowed to do what they wanted to cook, Y/n immediately headed into the backrooms of the kitchen. There were some other contestants in there looking for things, so Y/n picked one particularly delectable looking girl to start off her meatloaf.
Y/n pushed her into a conveniently placed broom closet and slammed the door behind them. She then unlaced one of her knee-high Converse.
In the five minutes it took her to do so, the girl she shoved had three panic attacks, then passed out. Y/n took this opportunity to strangle her with her abnormally long shoelace.
To Y/n's surprise, the girl opened her eyes just a slit, struggling to breathe.
"I.. I like.. I like- your- shoelaces-!"
Y/n's eyes widened.
"Thanks, I stole them from the-"
A gunshot echoed through the small room as the door burst open, flying off its hinges.
It was Gordon Ramsay.
"Oi, Y/n, you're arrested for theft and manslaugh'er."
Well, the manslaughter made sense. But theft?
"Officer-chef-daddy Ramsay, what have I stolen?"
Gordon took a long breath, licked his lips, and looked Y/n seductively in the eyes.
"You have stolern my haart, Y/n."
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A/N: wow what did you guys think of that?!?!?!? cliffhanger sorry ))): lets see what misadventures y/n gets up to next chapter!!!!
