You were seething...
You were just channel hopping when you saw a familiar face on the TV. Someone you hadn't seen since the Great Chlamydia Outbreak of '21.
What the hell was he doing on TV! Has he been cured?
The last you heard of Timothee was that he had been captured by the government and was going through multiple experiments to try and cure the infection. At least that's what sauce ronan had said. But she was always a little liar anyway, you thought.
But here he was. On TV, talking about his latest movie. You can still hear that clash, bang, and that haunting whallop.
You shot up - what if he's still got Chlamydia? He infected almost the whole town only last year! How can that insane goop just disappear? What if this was all part of his plan...what if..
You stood up and got dressed. You had to save Hollywood!
As you were getting dressed you caught a glimpse of Timothee charming the interviewer. He was putting his head mighty close to her and to his costars. You could almost see the nits running from Timmy's greasy mange and into their's.
You grabbed your keys and got into your car. You didn't know how you would stop Timothee, but all you knew is that he can't destroy Hollywood like he did to your town..like he did to you. As you sit in the driver's seat, you hear a squelch - great...the green goop is back.
