- hardly ever being around him bc you can't stand the stench
- having to bleach the bathtub every time he uses it to remove the thick sludge
- taking him to the dentist when his teeth rot and fall out
- killing xxxtentacles so timothee will stop listening to his music
- searching for him in the sewers when he decides to return to his people
- sticking up for him but actually secretly agreeing when people call him 'ugly' or 'dirty'
- building a time machine to go back to 1995 so you can convince his mum to abort him
- paying the academy to make sure he never wins an oscar
