MEANT TO BE MINE

Joker ~Heart~

Dammit, Joker was out again. He would be out of jail, holding, or any time of bars-then magically escape. You didn't understand how he always managed to escape, you'd think law enforcement would catch on to his tricks by now, but considering the corrupt cops of this place...it wasn't surprising. There wasn't much hope for this place, you and Selina had agreed on that. In a short while you would be leaving this city to search for a different place. You worked at a night club that quickly ranked up money, unlike some other 'clubs' you just were basically a waiter/waitress who would also sometimes flirt and take a seat to chat with the people who came. Which was frequent. A bobbed with bangs wig and heart shaped contacts gave you a interesting yet innocents appearance. You happened to come across the contacts on sale at a local shop and not wanting your regular eye color to be shown, you got them. 

Joker had became a frequent customer at the club you worked with. You would catch him staring at you as you worked with other customers, but he didn't do anything at the time besides tell you his drink order along with the typical pet names all the others used to the waiters/waitress's. Usually within a hour he'd had gotten himself in a argument then a fight with one of the many people, leading him to being tossed out. Always allowed back, cause he paid good money there. Although, he seemed different today. His expression seemed sad? Your thoughts were interrupted by Penguin placing his hand on your shoulder, leaning in slightly. 

"Quinn left him, sweetheart." He whispered, "I'd assume he's gonna be a bit off ah'asshole, so...if I need to pick a bone with him I will, then I can pick a different kind of bone with'ya lata."

You narrowed your eyes in annoyance. He tipped worth shit, you didn't need to be nice. 

"Just saying."

You shook your head in annoyance as you began waiting on the tables around you, till it was turn of Joker's table. You were hesitate, but it needed done. He muttered the alcoholic drink, requesting two tall glasses. Telling the mixer guy the order, his drinks were quickly ready to be brought to him. You sat the glasses down with a polite 'here ya go honey' that everyone got. As you turned to leave, you felt him grab your arm. You turn to look back at him. 

"Sit with me for a while." Joker spoke, placing a $50 on the table. 

A half hour of company, hopefully this wasn't going to go south. He never asked for company, he always just wanted a drink or ten and then he'd walk up to someone to start a fight. Sitting down beside him, you tense as he placed his hand on your thigh. He took a big drink from his glass, staring at it in his hand. 

"She left me, if ya haven't already heard from the fuckin loud mouth." 

He took another big swig. 

"She deserved better, she was gonna find better. I was gonna dump her ya know, I just needed to find the right person to fill her role, but that BITCH messed it all up!"

He sighed loudly, now turning to look at you. 

"But, that's in the past now, Joker's a freeman-oh-haha! I think I see bats! The drinks on me babe!"

With that Joker was wide eyed with a grin as he quickly ran down to the said man where a fight broke out. You took your $50 before heading out to the back, your shift was nearly over anyway and you didn't wanna be here if the cops happened to show up. Underground payment with all the people that hung out here was asking for trouble, even with all the ways out that only members new about. Grabbing your stuff and heading to the nearby store to change, you were completely unaware of the man who would began to take a strong liking to you and would began to show up to the club more and more.

(Timeskip)

You let out a sign as you entered the apartment you and your two roommates shared. Selina and Batman were on a mission to find your missing roommate. You were good with tech, so you were going to help search that way. Grabbing a drink, you sat down at the couch to begin. It had been a long night and felt like it was going to be even longer. Joker had gotten too hansy for your liking, which resulted in him getting kicked out of the club. Of course, it was just for the night and he would be allowed back the very next night. Thankfully, you didn't work then. It wasn't uncommon for a customer to try to get hansy, some of the people working there would offer extra 'services' for a price. You had decided long ago when you first started working here some nights that you weren't going to do that, no matter the money. Not to mention, you didn't want your disguise to come off. 

Joker had became more 'demanding' of you when he would stop by, which also happened to be more and more often rather than the occasion like before. He was constantly want you to sit with him and have a drink or several while he rested his arm around you or on your leg. He'd talk about random stuff or sometimes just sit there and stare at you. He was paying good money, so you put up with it. That was till he started trying to as he said 'make a Joker pie', which quickly resulted in you calling a bouncer who threw him out. For a greedy-crimmnal underground type club, at least the security was good. After finding some leads you decided to grab some food out of the kitchen before heading to bed. Opening the kitchen you noticed a pie, your favorite kind. Had Selina left this for you? You stared at the pie for a moment, but you quickly realized something was up when a green mist started coming out. Before you had the chance to react, everything went black. 

(Timeskip) 

The sound of a door opening woke you from your sleep, moving your head around to see the who it was. Joker. A unsual sight to see him in just sweatpants. He quickly walked over to you and went to rub his hand on your cheek. Going to swat his hand away, you quickly realized your hands were handcuffed to the bed. Typical. 

"The fuck?" You scream, moving your face away from him the best you could. 

"No, I didn't bring you here for that." Joker chuckled, "I mean-if you want it that quickly I'll-"

"Why. Am. I. Here." You exclaimed. 

"Ooooh, you meant that way." Joker laughed, moving his arms dramatically as he laughed. "Well, I was impatient. I figured you would catch on to me having a thing for ya, but nope. Nope, nope, nope-ya didn't. I can admit, I was fucking drunk when I made that hilarious 'Joker pie' joke. However, when I saw you talking with Bats, I couldn't take it anymore. I needed to have ya with me, ya listen so well. Ya really great company, you know that? Unlike that HARELY BITCH!"

Joker sighed, laying on the bed beside you, grinning widely before he wrapped his body around yours, laying his head on your chest. 

"And don't try to protest it babe, I know how this works. I did it with Harely and I can do it with ya too, but I'd rather do it in a...more healthy way. I'm not gonna tourture ya, I'm just gonna chain ya up where you can only see me. But don't worry, I'll care for you. I'll feed ya. Give ya drinks. All the shit a human needs. If Harley could see me now, haha. Healthy relationships, I'm in a healthy relationship now. Well...Actually she can."

He gets up and goes out of the room for a moment before coming back with the head of who was once Harely. You felt like puking. Sure, you saw all kinds of shit in this town, but not like this. He glared at her head before grinning at ya. 

"See this Harely? I'm in a healthy relationship now. I'm healthy. Aren't ya happy? Too bad you aren't around to see it. But Pudd'n is still here and now....he has finnaly found someone who will never break is HEART~"

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Author's Note: I do have some one-shots pre-written and I do have a few request from people I will write HOWEVER I have greatly lost the interest that I used to have for writing these as well as I don't have the time in dayily life that I once had for these. I will finish this book and I think I will be done with writing fanfiction. For the few that reach out to me to talk on a occasion, I will still be logging in here once in a while, I love chatting with you guys and hearing about how your life has changed over the years.