You regetta be kidding me

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In the spa hotel Gwen just woke up.

Gwen: I just dreamed I was riding a fluffy unicorn across clouds made of marshmallows.

Courtney walks over to Gwen

Courtney: Yeah, there soft beds all right.

Gwen: A couple days ago, I was ready to quit. Now that we're friends again, I never wanted to end!

Courtney: I hope we make it to the finale together!

Gwen: What about Scott?

Courtney: He's cool and all, but like you said, you gotta put friends first.

Gwen: Awww...

Gwen & Courtney: If I don't win the million bucks, I hope you do!

Gwen & Courtney confessional: And I mean it, too!

Meanwhile Scott was trying to eavesdrop on there conversation with a glass cup

Cameron: Good morning, Scott!

Scott: *Glaring* No, it's not. These walls are way too thick! Speak up!

Cameron: Well, as long as Sierra is far, far away, I'm good!

He lays back down in the bed

Scott: *Smirking deviously* Don't be too sure. Just cause she's gone, don't mean you're safe.

Cameron opens his eyes wide in fear

Cameron confessional: Being on the villains team is so nerve-racking. I've started sleeping with 1 eye open and now I can't blink it!

He blinks one eye

Cameron confessional: See?

Scott confessional: I had to throw him off. The Heroes are taking over the Villains team! Gwen's a wannabe, and with Cameron and Courtney, me and Alejandro are outnumbered! If I was back home right now, I'd be barricading myself in the cellar with enough potatoes and toilet paper to last till the next millennium!

Duncan confessional: Everyone thinks I've gone soft and lost my edge! I'll show them who's gone soft, I'll show 'em ALL!

Duncan was outside the loser cabin holding a purple spray can and shaking it

Duncan: How 'bout a classic skull and crossbones! 

He snickers and starts painting on the wall

Zoey and (y/n) walks up behind him.

Zoey: Awwww, what a cute bunny!

Duncan: *Groans* Don't call me that!

(y/n): *Confused* Uh, she was talking about your painting.

Duncan: huh?

He looks at his spray painted graffiti skull, which does indeed resemble a bunny

Duncan: It's not a bunny; it's emotional graffiti!

He tosses the can at the wall; it rebounds and hits him in the head. He walks away grumbling 

Duncan: Agh, I'll show them... *Grumbles* Whatever!

He notices Chef's jeep and gasps

Duncan: That's it! I'll drive Chef's ride into the ocean!

He Jumps into the car happily

Duncan: Then we'll see who's not a delinquent!

He starts the car, only to have it sputter out

Duncan: Huh... must be something with the starter... Let's see... 

He opens the hood up and looks inside, fiddling with the motor until it roars back to life

Chris intercom: Attention, campers! Please gather around front; right where Duncan's being all ...sweet.

Everyone, including Alejandro, gathers around the jeep

Duncan: *Growls* no I'm not!

Chef: Duncan, you fixed my Jeep! You're a good kid.

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