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The Obsta-Kill Kourse

Courtney is pacing back and forth around the room while Zoey looks concerned

Courtney: How could Scott dump me? *Growls*

Zoey: I know it's hard-

Courtney: Kissing Cameron was an accident!

Zoey: Oh of course, but-

Courtney: He kissed me!

Zoey: Time out! Sorry, just, maybe you just need to talk? (Smiling) And hey, on the bright side, kissed by two guys in one day? You're on fire!

Courtney confessional: She's right! Yay, me!

Courtney: Thanks Zoey! Do me a favor; don't mention this to Gwen. I haven't exactly been easy on her with the whole 'kissing" thing.

Zoey: Your secret is safe with me!

Courtney: Thanks!

She then lays on her bed.

Courtney: You're a pal.

A knock is heard at the window. Zoey opens it and Mal is standing there, his hair sticking up and him faking innocence and worry

Mal: Hey Zoey, you okay?

Zoey: *Sighs* I still can't believe Cam's gone...

Mal: *Fakes sadness* Uh, me neither. I miss him so much!

Mal confessional: *Laughs evilly* Mike might miss the little brainiac, but as far as I'm concerned? Getting rid of Cameron was like scraping gum off my shoe, a bit sticky, but ooh so satisfying.

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Meanwhile, Mike and Chester were both walking along a brain-matter wasteland

Chester: So... much... walking! Why'd I ever agree to go on a quest? 

He stops, looking angered

Chester: There better not be any of that rock and/or roll music, or-or dancing where we're going!

???: Vill you keep it down vith zhe babbling?

Svetlana, Mike's Russian Gymnast personality, chained to a large boulder and carving a sculpture of a fish out of what appeared to be butter

Svetlana: He might hear you!

Mike: Svetlana! *Confused* Uh... what are you doing?

Svetlana: Mal told me "sculpting fishies vith butter, or cease to exist."

Mike: Well it's time to cease his existence! Come with us!

Svetlana: *Whispering* Shhh! Stop vith zhe talking! He has zhe ears everyvhere!

She points up, to reveal several ear shaped clouds hanging above them

Mike: Okay, that could be a problem.

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Mal confessional: Now to deal with my biggest threat, Alejandro. *Chuckles darkly* Oh, he's going to pay for sabotaging my sabotage.

Mal: I have to tell someone, and you're the only one I trust! I saw Alejandro refuse to help Cam, just before he fell in the mine!

Zoey: *Gasps* I knew he was a snake! I bet he's the one who tampered with the votes!

Mal: If Gwen and (y/n) hadn't fished Cam out of that river... oh...

Zoey: We just can't trust that guy!

Chris loudspeaker: Attention, maggots! Last one to the edge of the woods drops and gives me fifty! Hup! Hup! Hup!

Zoey calmly walks out of the cabin, while Courtney runs out at full speed, only to accidentally trip and fall onto the ground, next to a depressed looking Scott on the porch holding dirt

Courtney: Ow! What are you doing?

Scott: *Dejected* I'm sad. And when I'm sad, I eat dirt.

He chomps on the dirt, looking sad. H then starts to talk to the dirt clump.

Scott: You'll never cheat on me, will you?

Courtney: Ugh, that is it! Listen up, farm boy! CAMERON kissed ME! And he's gone, so we're back together, end of story! Now let's go!

She runs off, Scott stands up and smiles

Scott confessional: Can't help it, I loves me a bossy lady! But I'm not forgiving or forgetting just yet. Courtney might not be finished her kissing spree.