Incorrect Quotes with HFJONE

Incorrect quotes 4

and we're back with the incorrect quotes!!!

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Liam: Goodnight moon.
Liam: Goodnight tree.
Liam: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see

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Liam: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response.

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Liam: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.

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Liam: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

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Liam: You think I really give a fuck? I can’t even read.

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Liam: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.

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Liam, motioning to a Halloween display: All these ghosts! All these ghosts! I still can’t find a boo.

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Liam: Fool me once, I’m gonna kill you

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Liam: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.

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Liam: If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand.
*Lightning strikes Liam*
Liam: Ha! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!

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Liam: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

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Liam: Schrödinger’s cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.

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Liam: You wanna see how hardcore I am?
Liam: *punches wall*
Liam:
Liam: Take me to the hospital.

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Liam, threatening the others with a paintball gun: Listen... Life comes at us fast. We don't know what life is gonna give us... And today, it's gonna give you... a paintball!

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Liam: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Liam*
Liam: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

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Liam: I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ... And this knife I found.

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Liam: I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.

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Liam: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them

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Liam: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.

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Liam: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.

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Liam: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.

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Liam: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?'
Liam: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.

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Liam: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering.
Liam: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'

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Liam: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.

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Liam: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.

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Liam: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

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Liam: My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.

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Liam: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck

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Liam, playing a VR game: You see, that’s the thing. It PROBABLY is fine. It’s PROBABLY 100% okay. There are PROBABLY no spiders in this headset.
Liam: BUT- as you may be able to relate to- If you find a spider in your headset, and then have to put that headset on to play video games...
Liam: YoU jUsT dOnT gEt ToO cOMfOrTaBlE.

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Liam: You know how I roll.
Liam: And I’m not talking about that time I fell into a pile of dung at the foot of a hill.

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Liam: People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person.
Liam: And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!'

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Liam: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...

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Liam: bitches b like “im baby” but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age anyways I’m bitches

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Liam: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?

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Liam: Died and came back as a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.

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I love chaotic Liam /p