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Liam: I CAN'T DO IT!
Bryce, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Liam: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Amelia: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Liam:
Liam: I appreciate it,
Liam: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Charlotte: Liam-
Liam: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Taylor: Liam we gotta-
Liam: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Liam: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Liam, motioning to Airy: NOT FUCKING THIS

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Liam: Bryce... How do I begin to explain Bryce?
Amelia: Bryce is flawless.
Charlotte: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000.
Taylor: I hear they do car commercials... in Japan.
Airy: One time they punched me in the face... it was awesome

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*The squad right before Liam's wedding*
Bryce: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
Amelia: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
Charlotte: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
Taylor: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
Airy, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE

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Liam: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.
Bryce: Okay, but what is updog?
Amelia: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.
Charlotte: Not, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.
Taylor: No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.
Airy: Surely, that’s Uppsala, where’s updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
Liam: That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.
Charlotte: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.
Amelia: No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.
Bryce: What’s a henway??
Liam: Oh, about five pounds

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Liam: Croissants: dropped
Bryce: Road: works ahead
Amelia: BBQ sauce: on my titties
Charlotte: Shavacado: fre
Taylor: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
Airy:
Airy, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Liam: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Bryce: ...I did. I broke it.
Liam: No. No you didn't. Amelia?
Amelia: Don't look at me. Look at Charlotte.
Charlotte: What?! I didn't break it.
Amelia: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Charlotte: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Amelia: Suspicious.
Charlotte: No, it's not!
Taylor: If it matters, probably not, but Airy was the last one to use it.
Airy: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Taylor: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Airy: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Taylor!
Bryce: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Liam.
Liam: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Taylor: Liam... Amelia's been awfully quiet.
Amelia: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Liam, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Liam: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Liam:
Liam: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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Liam: Time for plan G.
Bryce: Don’t you mean plan B?
Liam: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Amelia: What about plan D?
Liam: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Charlotte: What about plan E?
Liam: I’m hoping not to use it. Taylor dies in plan E.
Airy: I like plan E.

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Liam: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Bryce: Nope, absolutely not.
Amelia: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Charlotte: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Taylor: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Airy: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

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Liam: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Bryce: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Amelia: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Charlotte: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Taylor: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Airy:
Airy: I have emotional scars.

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Liam: Well, aren’t you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you’re out to save the world!
Bryce: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.
Amelia: More or less, I guess...
Charlotte: That sounds awesome! Let’s do that!
Taylor: I’m new here, but I am open to the concept.
Airy: I thought that’s what we were doing, guys, come on!

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*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’*
Liam: Thanks fam!
Bryce: oh no
Amelia: *cries* I love you too
Charlotte: Sounds fake but okay
Taylor: *A flustered mess*
Airy: can i get a refund

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Liam, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Bryce: Hey.
Amelia: Hi.
Charlotte: Hello.
Taylor: Hey!
Liam: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Airy: We were out of Doritos.

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Liam: Rules are made to be broken.
Bryce: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Amelia: Uh, piñatas.
Charlotte: Glow sticks.
Taylor: Karate boards.
Airy: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Liam: Rules.
Bryce:

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Liam: Hewwo.
Bryce: Hihiiiiii!
Amelia: Greetings, Humans.
Taylor: Three kinds of people.
Charlotte: I want pudding.
Liam: Four kinds of people.
Airy: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS?
Taylor: Five kinds of people.

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Liam: We need to distract these guys
Bryce: Leave it to me
Bryce: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Amelia, Charlotte, and Taylor: *Immediately begin arguing*
Airy, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

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Liam: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Bryce: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Amelia: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Bryce, learn to listen.
Charlotte: What if it bites itself and I die?
Taylor: That’s voodoo.
Airy: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Bryce: That’s correlation, not causation.
Charlotte: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Taylor: That’s kinky.
Liam: Oh my God.

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