Incorrect Quotes with HFJONE

Incorrect quotes part 5

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CW: Sodapack

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Liam: Bryce! My face is on fire!
Bryce: Liam! Are you ok?!
Liam: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly.
Bryce: But your face is on fire.
Liam: Yes. It's much faster than shaving.

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Liam: I was arrested for being too cool.
Bryce: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

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Liam: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail
Bryce: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police

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Liam: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
Bryce: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

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Liam: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE
Bryce: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
Liam, desperately, as Bryce bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Bryce: Oh! B positive.
Liam: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Bryce:

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Liam: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.
Bryce: That's why I carry two swords.

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Bryce: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Liam, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

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Liam: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Bryce: You need to stop.

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Liam: You love me, right, Bryce?
Bryce: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

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Liam: Am I going too far?
Bryce: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

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Liam: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!
Bryce: Really? Name one law
Liam: Don't kill people?
Bryce: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

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Bryce: What are your goals?
Liam: To pet all the dogs.
Bryce: No, fitness goals.
Liam: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

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Liam: Top 30 reasons why Liam is sorry... Number 5 will surprise you!
Bryce: Top 30 anime deaths. Number One: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!

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Bryce: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Stella: You're like 15 years old
Bryce: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

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Bryce: petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday
Stella: Wednesay
Bryce: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible

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Bryce: Where are you going?
Liam: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there

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Bryce: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Liam: It’s not a joke.
Liam: *sniffles*
Liam: I’m a legit snack.