Mark and Cesar Jokes

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"Did you know..That if you turn off the lights, it's dark?" Cesar asked, making Mark sigh In frustration.

       "IM TRYING TO FRICKING SLEE-"

     "Why is the world round, but not squared?"

        "Your. Giving. Me. A. Headache. Cesar."

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      "Hehe..I'm not sus." Snickered Cesar.

      "ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?" Mark reassured himself.
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    "UhMm- I Have to say-I think she saw a scary ghost-" explained Cesar, awkwardly.

    "Oh, it's so weird that she saw a scary ghost, and this has no plot relevance?-" Mark asked his friend.

      "I have security cameras for literally no reason, you need to come turn them on." Cesar said, in the deepest, darkest tone he could SpEak.

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   "Oh no...Jonah, Adam.. It's time..-" Mark sounded so terrified, it made Jonsh and Adam concerned about Mark.

      "What do you mean by that?-" Adam asked, twiddling around with his fingers, as Jonah stared into Mark soul.

     "He's out..- "

     "ALLL I WANT FOR CHIRSTMASSS... ISSSSSS Y-" Cesar sang.

      "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" Screeched the three boys, hearing their friend sing.
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    "Oh my God, look at that face!" Adam sang.

     "If you have mental issues, you came to the right place-" Mark said, looking straight at Adam.
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    "Come on Cesar, get out of the bathroom." Mark demanded. Cesar came out, looking like a barbie who was been played by a 5 year old.

     "Dude, we said be tactical dude, this is not tactical!-" Jonah screeched.

     "Respect the drip. Karen." Adam, and Mark started laughing their butts off. Jonah just sat there. Contemplating life.
  [I did another Eddie vr reference, this meme belongs to Eddievr btw!]
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     "How can I get my crush to ask me out?-" Adam asked. Mark looked at him, with a great smile.

     "Well, you know how everyone says be yourself?- No don't do that-" Mark reassured Adam.
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   "Look, there's an alternate!-" Mark said, excited.

    "OYE- IVE BEEN HERE ALL ALONG ESTUPIDO!-" Cesar yelled at him.

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     "LoVE ME LOVE ME!- SAY THAT YOU LO-" Adam sang.

    "I'm scared now-" Mark said.

     "Terrifjed aswell." Jonah agreed, and Cesar nodded.
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