Avengers x Reader One Shots

[Avengers x Reader] Breakfast Ridiculousness

     It isn't very often that you and the Avengers get to sleep in but when it does happen you cherish every extra second that you get with your bed. As you rub the sleep from your eyes and look at your phone, you discover that it is 9:15 and send up a special prayer of thanks for the extra three hours of shut eye.

     As tempted as you were to stay in bed, the intoxicating smell of bacon wafted through the crack in your door coaxing you down the hall and into the kitchen where the worlds mightiest heroes were in the process of making the worlds biggest mess.

     Tony and Pepper stood at the stove cooking eggs and bacon cutting up and flirting while bacon grease popped everywhere, Clint and Natasha where standing over the portable griddle in the process of making french toast and making a sticky, sugary mess every time they transported the egg-saturated bread from the bowl to the heated surface. Bruce was cleaning up what appeared to be broken eggs and orange juice in front of the refrigerator while either Steve or Bucky had forgotten to put the lid on the blender and had created a blueberry, banana catastrophe all over them and any surface within a three and a half foot radius. All while Thor stood in the epicenter of the chaos and destruction munching on a poptart and dropping crumbs on the floor at his feet.

     In short, it was a clusterfu-

     "(Y/n)! Look who decided to join us this morning!" said Tony as you looked around taking in everything that was happening.

     "Oh my actual God," you laughed. "This the most hectic breakfast making session that I've ever seen in my life."

     "But it's going to taste freakin' great!" said Clint waving a spatula in your direction.

     "I'm sure it will," you giggled pulling your (h/c) hair into a messy bun. You walked over to the two former soldiers. "You guys having trouble?"

      Bucky sighed and wiped a chunk of blueberry off of his cheek smearing purple down his face. "You can say that...."

      You couldn't help but laugh as you picked a piece of banana out of his hair. "Here..." You walked to the sink and wet a wash cloth and wiped the partially pulverized fruit off of Bucky and then Steve.

     "Thanks, (Y/n)," Steve laughed. "I guess we still didn't manage to get enough sleep this morning."

     "Clearly," you joked taking his sticky hand in yours and wiping it with the rag. You looked up at him and were pleasantly surprised to find him looking back at you. The two of you had been talking and flirting jokingly for a while but so far, nothing serious had happened. It was the little moments like these when you got lost in each others eyes and forgot that there were others in the room that made you feel like there might be something more.

     That was until Bucky brought the two of you back to reality by asking, "So are you two going to get a room oooorrrr.....?"

     You took a step back as Steve started blushing and looked around. Everyone was either staring at you or at him. For the most part, you could take any joke or jest that Tony or any of the others could throw at you and you didn't even feel the slightest bit of embarrassment until Thor stated, "I THINK BROTHER STEVEN AND LADY (Y/N) WOULD MAKE BEAUTIFUL BABIES!"

     At this point, you felt the blood rise to your cheeks and Steve covered his face with his hands groaning. People may have been having sex in 1945 but Captain Steve Rogers was not one of them. He was still very much like a prepubescent child when it came to discussing that.

     Bucky let out a loud choked laugh as did Tony earning him a smack from Pepper. Nat and Clint were both laughing too hard to respond while Bruce at least tried to conceal his grin.

     "Does he even know what to do with his d-" Tony couldn't finish his question before Pepper slapped his arm again. Steve ducked his head and excused himself from the room. You handed the smoothie covered wash cloth to Bucky, rolled your eyes at Tony and followed Steve.

     He was standing on the balcony over looking New York as you approached him. "Tony can be such an ass....sorry about that."

     "His stupid innuendos aren't worth getting offended over. I just hate that he talks like that in front of you and Nat. and his girlfriend for Christ's sake..."

     You walk over to him and wrap an arm around his torso. "Well...thank you for being concerned for my honor." You chuckle slightly and hug him until you feel the tension leave his body.

     After a few minutes the two of you went back inside and to the table where breakfast had been set up.

     As everyone sat down Tony looked at Steve and said, "It appears that my previous comments were 'inappropriate' and 'uncalled for'....so sorry..."

     Pepper nodded and smiled softly at the two of us.

     "Apology accepted, Stark..just please..no more comments about my stuff..."

     Everyone around the table choked back l see laughter including me.

     "Not even that your so old you can't even get a-"

     "NO!" cried everyone laughing.

      "Fine....maybe..." Tony said eating a piece of bacon. "You guys suck."

       It was pleasantly quiet until a few minutes later when Tony says, "but (Y/n)sucks specifically, right Steve?"