Avengers x Reader One Shots

[Avengers x Reader] The Less Chaotic Clean Up (Breakfast Ridiculousness Part 2)

     After the breakfast cooking fiasco, and Tony's highly inappropriate comments, you, pepper, Bucky and the Avengers sat down at the table to eat. Along with the bacon and eggs, Pepper had cooked some biscuits and hashbrowns while Bruce had taken some of his bottled up anger out on some orange halves and squeezed the team some fresh orange juice. The only thing missing was Steve and Bucky's smoothie that was currently splattered on the kitchen ceiling.

     Once everyone was full and happy, you volunteered to clean the kitchen considering you hadn't helped cook.

      "I'll help too," chimed Steve tossing his napkin down and standing up gathering everyone's empty plates. You smiled and stood helping pick up the used dishes.

     "Ladies and Gentlemen if you look to the left, you will see the USS (Steve+y/n ship name) setting sail," commented Tony leaning back in his chair and looking very self satisfied.

     Poor Steve actually looked over his left shoulder expecting to see some kind of airship or at the very least a documentary  on boats. "I don't see a-"

     "It's not really a....I'll explain later...." you say taking a deep breath and walking to the kitchen with Steve right behind you. He was still barefooted, wearing sweat pants and a Rolling Stones t-shirt. With his blond locks sticking every which way he reminded you more of Clint or Tony as opposed to his usual put together self.

     "So...if they weren't talking about an actual ship..." he trailed off setting the dishes in the sink and turning on the water.

     You sighed and brushed a strand of (h/c) hair out of your face. "They ship us...(Ship name) as in (Y/n) and Steve. Shipping is when you want two people to be in a relationship. Understand?"

     He sucked on the inside of his cheek for a minute and nodded. Then to your surprise...he smiled. "I do actually. Its sweet....like...someone is in love with the idea of two people being in love...and I like that."

     "Really?" you grinned bumping him to the side and wetting a wash cloth. As you started wiping smoothie from the countertop cabinet doors he nodded and replied.

     "Yeah...I mean..its cute. Plus it makes you wonder how often people see you with someone that you never pictured yourself with. It's like a new point of view." He stuck his hands in the soapy water and started scrubbing at a plate.

     You smiled as you continued cleaning, "A new fantastic point of view."

     He bit his lip and look at you grinning. "No one to tell us no."

     "Or where to go..." you looked back at him. "So I'll take it that you enjoyed Aladdin?"

     "Good movie. Catchy songs."

     You threw your head back laughing and finished cleaning up the smoothie explosion. "You're so lame, Rogers." You threw your wash cloth in the sink which caused the water to splash all over Steve's face and left him standing there dripping wet. You threw your arms around him laughing too hard to apologize. He laughed picking you up slightly and leaning you over the sink.

     "Steeeeeve!" You held onto his neck and  started flailing and kicking as he started dipping you closer to the water.

    "Say you're sorry," he chuckled.

    "I'msorryI'msorry!" you shrieked still laughing hysterically.

     And just like that you were sitting on the edge of the sink with your legs wrapped around Steve's waist, your arms around his neck...his hands on either side of your hips and his lips pressed against yours.

    As you ran your fingers through his tousled blond hair, he pulled you closer, very much disproving Tony's earlier speculations involving Steve's age being directly related to his, er....performance.

     The only reason the two of you pulled away is because someone cleared their voice in the kitchen doorway. Clint and Tony stood there looking rather amused. You groaned internally and hopped off of the sink as Steve stepped closer obviously trying to hide himself.

     "Wow, (Y/n)," said Clint. "How hot are you running that water because it's getting pretty steamy in here."

      You clenched your jaw and ignored him.

      Tony groaned, "God...my back is killing me. Perhaps I was sitting too erect at the table."

       Steve had turned seven shades of red and looked absolutely miserable.

       And the jokes and terrible puns and innuendos went on until the two of you had finished the dishes and Steve pulled you in his room locking the door and pulling the curtains shut.

     You busted out laughing at the exasperated look on his face when he turned back to you. He sat down next to you and rubbed his face. "They exhaust me to no end."

     "I know," you sighed. "Me too."

     He smiled at you as you kneeled up and placed a kiss on his lips. The two of you smiled into the kiss, both knowing what was coming next.

     What the two of of you didn't know is that Clint had placed a remote controlled stereo system in the air duct in Steve's room so as soon as things started to get serious it blared The Police.

                  Every breath you take
                      Every move you make
                  Every bond you break
                      Every step you take
                   I'll be watching you