Kevin:Mrs.Cooper, could you please pass me the dinner rolls?
Rebecca:Sure! Also, you can call me Rebecca
Kevin:Ok
Kevin:*grabs the dinner rolls and places one on plate*
Rebecca:Yknow, Alex really chose a good bunch of boyfriends. You all are so polite.
Connor:But ma, they're not my boyfriends yet
Rebecca:Oh, but they're still very polite
Felix:Except for me
Vincent:Felix!!
Rebecca:Don't say that Felix, you're very polite
Connor:I agree
*Under the table*
Pineapple:Felix, do you mind giving me a slice of ham?
Felix:Shhh, I will
Pineapple:Yay!
Kevin:Felix, do you guys hear something
Rebecca:Yeah, it sounds like someone talking
Benjamin:Well, whoever it is needs to shut up. Anyways, I gave that girl ur phone number Alex
Connor:Why??
Benjamin:Because, I want you to marry her and have the next descendant
Connor:Well, the next descendants can kiss my a$$ because I ain't making them
Rebecca:Alex, watch your language at the dinner table!!
Adrian:Can we all not fight, it's Thanksgiving. If it's gonna be bad on Thanksgiving, imagine how Christmas would be.
Kevin:Adri's right, we need to calm down
Felix:Yeah, btw could someone pass me the ham?
Vincent:Sure *Hands ham plate to Felix*
Felix:Thanks
Vincent:Np
Pineapple:*Hits head on the top of the table* Owwww
*Table jerks up*
Connor:Huh?? *Looks under table* Pineapple??
Felix:Ah $hit, here we go again.
Happy Thanksgiving y'all
Published:11-24-22
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Crackheads
Fanfiction(A random book that goes with Fifth Boyfriend 1 and 2 . I do not own Boyfriends or Girlfriends nor do I own any of the original images that I edited) Just the Webtoon boyfriends, Webtoon girlfriends, Cooper family, and Connor being total crackheads