Thanksgiving at the Coopers

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Kevin:Mrs.Cooper, could you please pass me the dinner rolls?

Rebecca:Sure!  Also, you can call me Rebecca

Kevin:Ok

Kevin:*grabs the dinner rolls and places one on plate*

Rebecca:Yknow, Alex really chose a good bunch of boyfriends.  You all are so polite.

Connor:But ma, they're not my boyfriends yet

Rebecca:Oh, but they're still very polite

Felix:Except for me

Vincent:Felix!!

Rebecca:Don't say that Felix, you're very polite

Connor:I agree

*Under the table*

Pineapple:Felix, do you mind giving me a slice of ham?

Felix:Shhh, I will

Pineapple:Yay!

Kevin:Felix, do you guys hear something

Rebecca:Yeah, it sounds like someone talking

Benjamin:Well, whoever it is needs to shut up.  Anyways, I gave that girl ur phone number Alex

Connor:Why??

Benjamin:Because, I want you to marry her and have the next descendant

Connor:Well, the next descendants can kiss my a$$ because I ain't making them

Rebecca:Alex, watch your language at the dinner table!!

Adrian:Can we all not fight, it's Thanksgiving.  If it's gonna be bad on Thanksgiving, imagine how Christmas would be.

Kevin:Adri's right, we need to calm down

Felix:Yeah, btw could someone pass me the ham?

Vincent:Sure *Hands ham plate to Felix*

Felix:Thanks

Vincent:Np

Pineapple:*Hits head on the top of the table* Owwww

*Table jerks up*

Connor:Huh?? *Looks under table* Pineapple??

Felix:Ah $hit, here we go again.




Happy Thanksgiving y'all

Published:11-24-22

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