Connor:Mom, dad, I have smth to tell you two
Rebecca:What is it?
Benjamin:It better be important
Connor:*Grabs a rainbow flag and kisses it bc he's weird like that* I'm gay
Rebecca:I support you!! You can be whoever you want, Al
Benjamin:No...You're gonna get married to the girl that you met yesterday!!!
Rebecca:Benjamin!
Benjamin:Shut it, Rebecca!!! You're gonna marry that girl and have the next successor with her!
Connor:Nah, I'm good. I'd rather get a racoon pregnant than that wh0rę.
Benjamin:How dare you!! She's not a wh0rę. She's a rich beauty!
Connor:Then why don't don't date her instead of ma.
Benjamin:I will...
Rebecca:Wait, what?!?
Benjamin:You heard me!!
Rebecca:Why?!?
Benjamin:She's more hotter than you
Rebecca:Well you're not much to look at either!!
Connor:Ahh, peace and quiet
Felix:Ikr
*Miranda in the other room*:Yay two Christmases!!
Connor & Felix: *looks at eachother* ._.
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Crackheads
Fanfic(A random book that goes with Fifth Boyfriend 1 and 2 . I do not own Boyfriends or Girlfriends nor do I own any of the original images that I edited) Just the Webtoon boyfriends, Webtoon girlfriends, Cooper family, and Connor being total crackheads
