Mari POV
I have always felt like I'm different from others, because I've always had a deep lust for BEAUTIFUL SMEXY ☆stairs☆ uwu. Ahhh~ my beautiful stairs, fuck loving people all u need in life is my stairs.
Its currently 2:00am, I should probably be sleeping but I cant get my beloved off my mind, so I exit my room walk over to the stairs and roll down them. "AHHHH~~~ How wonderful~" I moan in pleasure as I feel my body rub against the staircase.
I then lean in and kiss the stairs.
Mari: I love u soooooo much bb girl
Stairs: ...
Mari: ahhhhh~~ ur such a flirt
Sunny POV
I heard strange sounds coming from outside my room, so I crept down the hall to go investigate, and a scene more suprising then I could have ever imagined unfolded right before my very eyes...
It was Mari.
Moaning as she rolled down the stairs.
...
I couldn't believe my eyes this had to be a dream, I turned away from her and closed my eyes, hoping that when I looked back Mari would be gone. Instead when I looked back I was met with her talking to the stairs.
I closed my eyes and pinched myself for a good 5 minutes to make sure it wasn't a dream, and when I opened them I saw Mari at the top of the stairs STAIRing at me intensely.
(Get it STAIRing hahahaha kill me)
Mari: "HELLo sunny you've come just in time"
I was too stunned to speak, it wasn't a dream Mari and the stairs...
Mari: "after all this time rolling myself down the stairs is no longer enough"
What was she talking about? It was starting to scare me.
Mari: "push me down the stairs"
Sunny: ".....what"
Mari: "come on little brother push me down them stairs as hard as you can"
At this point I was so terrified I just agreed to her demands, and pushed her down the stairs she moaned aggressively as she tumbled.
I then noticed Basil, standing by the wall traumatized from watching this. I looked back at Mari and realized she wasn't breathing...
"OH SHIT" I screamed and rushed over to check her pulse. she was dead...
Sunny: "HOLY SHIT I JUST COMMENTED MURDER"
Basil: "awww donr worry bestie I've been looking on the dark web for ways to get away with murder al-"
Sunny: "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!"
Basil looked royally pissed off.
Basil: DONT FUCKING INTERRUPT ME"
Sunny: ...
Basil: "anyway as I was saying all we need to do in a situation like this is make it look like sewerslide!"
Basil's dark web murder strategy was pretty smart, and I would rather not go to jail, so that's exactly what we did.
Mari POV
After having to ask multiple times, sunny FINALLY agreed to push me down them stairs, like bitch how hard was that to understand it's such a simple request. #sunnysadumbass
He didn't push me very hard, like how are you that weak? but that didn't matter because it was still wonderful being one with my stairs, I then felt my neck snap and everything went black.
Mari: "Ahhhh~~~ what a wonderful way to die"
I was one with my beautiful sexy stairs until the very end. It was definitely the best way to go out. I can't think of anything better, i am truly happy.
THE END
why tf did I write this
