Shingeki no High School Oneshots

Substitute Teacher (ft. Sakine Meiko)

It was another day at Shingeki no High School. Eren was just bored, as always. Armin, well, he's just doing the usual things he do: studying. They were just waiting for Sir Shadis to arrive when a girl with short brown hair and brown eyes came in. She was wearing a short, red dress with black frills at the bottom. "I'm your substitute teacher for today. My name is Meiko Sakine. Now, don't mess with me or you get a punishment." Meiko faced the class. Then, Levi raised his hands. "And, what's the punishment, huh?" he scoffed at the 20 year old lady. Meiko narrowed her eyes at Levi. "You'll get a gift from a sake bottle. The gift is........bloodspill." she replied, pulling out a sake bottle. Levi just stared at her. "That's just stupid, Ms. Sakine." he rolled his eyes. Then, Meiko hit him with the blackboard eraser. "YOU'LL GET AN AFTER-SCHOOL DETENTION, MR. TRASHTALKER!" Meiko shouted. All the student removed their gaze at her, fearing that they'll also get a punishment, too.

"M-Ms. Sakine?" the blond guy, Armin, raised his hand timidly. "Yes, Mr......?" Meiko's voice trailed off. "A-Armin Arlert, M-Ms. Sakine." Armin replied timidly. "Yes, Mr. Arlert?" she replied. "W-We have a p-pop quiz today. C-Can we review?" Armin asked. Meiko looked at the sticky note Ms. Dreyser gave her. "Oh, right. Is it about the fall of Wall Maria, isn't it?" Meiko asked her students. The students nodded timidly. "Okay. Let's start our review." she said, writing all the important notes on the board.

~~~Time Skip brought to you by Windex~~~

"Time's up! Pass your papers, brats." Meiko shouted, stopping the timer. She collected all of the tests. And, she saw Jean still writing. "Oi! I told you time's up! Are you deaf or something, horseface?" she scowled. The other students snickered at what she said. "Horseface!" Eren shouted. Then, everyone laughed. Meiko threw the blackboard eraser (again) and hit Eren. "NO BULLYING, JAEGER!" Meiko shouted. Yes, Meiko knows everybody know. "Eren gots hit! Yeah yah!!" Hanji laughed. Meiko picked up the blackboard eraser and threw ith at Hanji's face. "SHUT IT, HARLEY!" she growled. "It's Hanji, Ms. Sakine." Hanji replied with a confused look at her face. "Whatever." Meiko muttered. Then, the next teacher arrived. "Ms. Jaeger, you're next." Meiko called out. Eren's mom was a teacher. Eren rolled his eyes. "OI! ERIC! I SAW YOU THERE! DON'T YOU DARE ROLL YOUR EYES AT YOUR OWN MOTHER!" Meiko shouted. "Ms. Sakine, I just rolled my eyes at YOU. And, oh, my name is EREN!" he shouted. She just rolled her eyes and gave a "Tch".

Levi's eyes widened. "I.....like this teacher." he muttered. Then, his secret crush and friend, Petra looked at him. "What?" she said in confusion. "It's nothing, brat." Levi replied. Then, he looked out of the window. "Goodbye, class." Meiko said as she walked out of their classroom.

Little did they know that Sir Shadis resigned and Meiko was the replacement for him.