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SENSITIVE TOPICS THIS CHAPTER : SUBSTANCE ABUSE, (IMPLIED) ABUSE, (IMPLIED) SELF HARM, CURSING
Guess who's speed-writing, yet again? That would be me, call thou friends!
Alright, enough of my cringe rhyming, lets get into one of my personal favorite episodes. Hop Pop and Anne getting higher than 15 fuckin' kites. Also here, take some snaccs. (੭｡╹▿╹｡)੭ 🫕
Also, I'll start a thing where every 5 canon chapters, I'll give you guys 5 random facts about Charlie, to get to know them better! Here's your five for this time:
- Charlie's not good with swords or claymores, they're good with polearms and battle hammers though.
- They have a surprisingly low alcohol tolerance, despite how much they drink it (we'll get into THAT later).
- They have been clinically diagnosed with Narcolepsy.
- Their favorite flavor of anything is strawberry, except for cake, where it's double chocolate.
- They have a naturally good aim with bows and guns.
Alright, there ya go. Now let's get into it!
⊑⟒⊬! ⌇⍜⍀⍀⊬ ⟟ ⍙⏃⌇⋏'⏁ ⏃⏚⌰⟒ ⏁⍜ ⏁⏃⌰☍ ⌰⏃⌇⏁ ⟒⏃⍀⌰⟟⟒⍀, ⏚⎍⌇⊬ ⍙⟟⏁⊑ ⌇⏁⎍⎎⎎. ⊑⍜⍙ ⊑⏃⎐⟒ ⏁⊑⟒⊬ ⏚⟒⟒⋏?
⟒⊑, ⟟'⋔ ⏃⌰⍀⟟☌⊑⏁. ⏃⌰⏁⊑⍜⎍☌⊑ ☊⊑⏃⍀⌰⟟⟒ ⟟⌇ ⌰⍜⍜☍⟟⋏☌ ⋔⍜⍀⟒ ⏃⋏⎅ ⋔⍜⍀⟒ ⋔⟒⋏⏁⏃⌰⌰⊬ ⎍⋏⌇⏁⏃⏚⌰⟒ ⏚⊬ ⏁⊑⟒ ⎅⏃⊬.
⍜⊑, ⊬⍜⎍ ⏁⊑⟟⋏☍ ⏁⊑⟒⊬'⍀⟒ ⎍⋏⌇⏁⏃⏚⌰⟒ ⋏⍜⍙? ⟊⎍⌇⏁ ⊬⍜⎍ ⍙⏃⟟⏁ ⋔⊬ ⎎⍀⟟⟒⋏⎅, ⟊⎍⌇⏁ ⊬⍜⎍ ⍙⏃⟟⏁.
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We see Sprig and Polly washing the dishes, but as they're working, Anne and Hop Pop start arguing. Charlie can be seen laying next to Anne taking a nap.
Polly: "La-la-la-la."
Anne: "Look, dude, all I'm saying is that where I'm from you could get arrested for having a couch this firm."
Hop Pop: "Back in my day we didn't have furniture. We sat on rocks. Sharp ones."
Anne: "Okay. But if I get butt blisters, I'm blaming you."
Hop Pop: "Back in my day we called those 'character'."
We see later in the day, two are yet again arguing, this time when moving in a basket of turnips (?). Charlie and Anne are each carrying a basket, with Charlie seeming mostly fine, while Anne is struggling a fair bit.
Anne: "So... heavy."
Hop Pop: "Mind the flagstone." As he says this, she trips on a rock and drops all of the turnips. He speaks again as he starts picking them up off the ground. "Back in my day, kids spent less time complainin' and more time watching their step."
Anne: "Yeah? Well, where I'm from people fixed their crummy houses."
Hop Pop: "This house is like family! You apologize!"
Anne: "To a house?"
We then see Polly, Charlie and Sprig playing cards, while not even walls can keep the other two from arguing.
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The Oddball I Adore - Amphibia + Isekai!OC
Fanfiction[MATURE TOPICS: Mental Disorders, Substance Abuse, Traumatic Experiences, Cursing, Implied Abuse, Self Harm (Implied and Actual), Eating Disorders] Charlie's favorite show of all time, by far, was Amphibia. They really liked the characters, the art...
