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(I WON'T LIE THIS IS SO FUNNY...THIS WHOLE 'AFGHANISTAN' TRIP IS BASED OFF THE VICTORIOUS EPISODE 'VICTORIOUS:LOCKED UP')

(In Ant and Decs Dorm and there packing for their trip)

Dec: I'm terrified 

Ant: Don't worry mate it won't be that bad

(They arrive at the hotel in Afghanistan)

Jayne: Geemani crackers

Miss Lumley: JAYNE......I'm just going to go to reception

Ant: what reception it's just a bag filled with hay

Miss Lumley: I will go to the bag

Tom: OMG what is this place

Jayne: a bomb shelter

Amanda: eww this gross

(Emilia and Simon walk up to them)

Emilia; Okay me and Simon just looked in our room and there is no way I'm staying here

Ant: why what's so bad about your rooms

Emilia: okay, let me start with the random hobo in my closet

Simon: and I found a a family of tarantulas in my bathtub

Dec: (shivers)

(Miss Lumley comes back with 3 screw drivers)

Miss Lumley: These are the keys to your rooms

Harry: Miss, those are screw drivers

Miss Lumley: I know but the man just said to stick it in the hole and jiggle it 

Emilia: umm Miss where is the beach 

Miss Lumley: umm you know this place is still "at war" so the beach has basically been taken over by rebels

Emilia: Oh, great now I can't get a perfect tan

Miss Lumley: Well, Sorry

Chris: Yeah, you should be apologising because you forgot to tell us all that this country is the dangerous country in the entire world

Miss Lumley: yeah 

Chris: off course

(It is night, and all the boys are all cramped in one bed and there is a thunderstorm)

Dec: I hate this hotel

Ant: It's okay little deccy there just bombs

(David tries to get in the bed, but Chris pushes him of)

David: Ow

(There's move meant in the bed and Jaquline appears)

Boys: Jaquline...

Dec: What are you doing 

Jaquline: The girls made me sleep in the bathtub I saw a lizard in there 

(They all look at Harry)

Danny: how can he sleep in a middle of a war 

(Dec nods and sighs)

Chris: Oh, you guys are such babies. Just because this country isn't as cushy as England you make it seem like it's a...

(A prisoner and some soldiers crash through the window and all of them scream)

Dec: We are getting out of this country

(The all run downstairs)

Chris: Hey... GUY

Receptionist: Hey blonde guy who wants mushroom

Chris: no one

Dec: I love mushrooms 

Ant: Dec

Dec: I hate Mushrooms

(Miss Lumley comes with the girls)

Miss Lumley: What's wrong

Dougie: We are leaving this country

Receptionist: Why do want to leave 

Jayne: We hate it here

Chris: and an escaped prisoner crashed through our window and got dragged out by Afghan soldiers!!

Amanda: and our bed is lumpy 

David: and I had to sleep on the floor because someone pushed me out

Chris: (saying it very proudly) and that person was me 

David: Well it heard bad and I think I might have a brocken

Chris: meh meh meh

David: hey

Chris: oh sorry were you talking

David: yes 

Dougie: we are leaving this country now

Receptionist: no you cannot leave the country is at war

Ant: okay let me make a deal

Dec: What deal

Ant: so we can preform do whatever you want tomorrow night or the night before and then can we leave

Receptionist: well we do like british entertainment (shouts) Hyzmatkärler, bu näzik sitenler biziň isleýän zadymyzy etseler, şolardan gitjekdikleri barada şertnama baglaşdylar

Soldier one: bolýar

Dec: ehh 

Receptionist: he said yes

Ant: yes, give Anthony a hug

(no one goes to hug him)

Ant: fine I guess we must stay

(Everyone goes to hug him)

Ant: aww thanks guys

Jayne: I will do anything to get out of this hotel