Buff the seawing has been a buff dragon since the moment he left the womb. Yes, Buff was born, not hatched.
Buff was casually flexing in the mirror when two dragons landed on his mountain.
THIS IS MY MOUNTAIN. Buff thought to himself. One dragon was a stupid looking sandwich with an onion ring stuck in the side of his head. Next to him was a female nightwing.
*SMOOCH*
“ARGHHHGHGHHH. I DON’T WANT TO THIRD WHEEL,” Buff screeched like a small child. Buff had hated being a third wheel ever since the incident…
Buff snuck out sneakily and flew as high as possible as he could using his buff wings to carry his buff body and then flew directly towards the female, in an attempt to squash her like a pancake. (Because he has muscles)
As he pulled her off the cliff side, he heard the sandwich cry like a little girl.
“MY LOVE!” He cried.
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.” Responded Buff.
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The Adventures Of Buff
Humormy friend wrote this I am sorry this is a mess but also I find it funny. Lots of spelling mistakes but most are on purpose. Not really a summary because this is undiscribeable. Loosely based on wings of fire I DONT own Wings Of Fire Has mentions of...
